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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Nov 23, 2005 16:43:01 GMT -8
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Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Nov 23, 2005 18:39:24 GMT -8
what do you do if ur sick of a black person hanging around in ur back yard? hang him in ur front yard!
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Post by greeny on Nov 23, 2005 20:53:49 GMT -8
Where do you hide your wallet when you're in mexico? In a shower
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Post by Chalupa! on Nov 23, 2005 21:57:48 GMT -8
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Nov 24, 2005 6:36:55 GMT -8
whats faster than a black person with a tv? his cousin with the vcr!
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Nov 24, 2005 16:58:36 GMT -8
What do you call a racist b*stard?
A: A FuzzyRubberBear!
lol.
Okay, the real one from a joke book,
Teacher: Cam anyone name a deadly poison? Pupil: Aviation! Teacher: Aviation? Pupil: Sure. One drop and you're dead.
Not so funny.
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Post by Deanguisher on Nov 30, 2005 19:25:30 GMT -8
why do black people run so fast?
Because all of the slow ones are in jail
Why are black people so tall
because their nigros/neegros
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Post by greeny on Dec 3, 2005 22:41:07 GMT -8
There were three men hired at a Wal-Mart, and they were getting ready for the holiday season. They were Black, Mexican, and Chinese. The director told the Black man to get wallpaper. Then the director told the mexican to get paint. Next, he told the chinese man to get supplies. So the black man comes back with the wallpaper. About an hour passes, and the mexican comes back with the paint. Another two hours passes, and the director asks "Where's the chinese guy?" The the chinese guy jumps out from behind some fake bushes and yells "Supplies!!!!"
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Post by LostPeon™ on Dec 3, 2005 22:54:59 GMT -8
Haha, nice green.
Ok, what's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?
Trash gets picked up.
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Post by grayfox7 on Dec 3, 2005 23:15:43 GMT -8
Get rid of that first "girls" and we have a winner!
Good night, everyone!
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Post by LostPeon™ on Dec 4, 2005 0:44:14 GMT -8
What ever do you mean, gray?
Next:
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
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Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Dec 4, 2005 8:55:12 GMT -8
I dont know if this one has been told already somewhere... but... here goes
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are hiding from a farmer, and they go in the barn. They find 3 potato sacks that are empty and each climb into one. When the farmer comes to the redhead, she goes " meow " and he says, oh its just a cat. When he comes to the brunette, she gooes " woof " and he says oh its just a dog. When he comes to the blonde she says " potato! potato! "
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Dec 7, 2005 21:39:22 GMT -8
Q: What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath his apron?
A: Dough-nuts
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Post by LostPeon™ on Dec 7, 2005 22:14:24 GMT -8
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Post by Chalupa! on Dec 7, 2005 23:00:17 GMT -8
A Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the world's worst Polish Joke?" The other guy says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door, those tow real mean-looking dudes? They're Polish. And those two bouncers by the bar? They're Polish too! The Bartender is also Polish! And one more thing pal, I'm Polish too... Now, do you still want to tell that joke of yours?" "Hell no!", replies the first guy, "I don't want to have to explain it six times!"
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