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Post by Provoz on Feb 28, 2007 22:33:59 GMT -8
Before running for president, Hillary Clinton decided to teach a 4th grade class to show everyone she was educated and friendly and stuff.
After teaching a painful math lesson she asks the class if there are any questions. a little boy in the back row raises his hand and says, my name is Jerry and actually i have 3 questions.
Hillary says ok, lets hear them.
jerry says, Why are you running for president when your husband already disgraced your family? What about the health care issues? And what happened to all the stuff that went missing when you left the White House?
Suddenly the recess bell rang, so she couldn't answer him. The kids went out to play and then filed back in. Hillary says, ok back to the lesson, are there any more questions?
A different kid raises his hand and says, i have 5 questions.
first he repeats the same 3 of the other kid. then he says, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? And where did Jerry go?
hehe
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Post by tehn00b on Mar 5, 2007 16:42:45 GMT -8
rofl. owned. but seriously, 1) bill is not a disgrace since he still draws large crowds whereever he goes, 2) Hillary is not GWB, 3) why anything thats missing from the WH was stolen by al gore when he got screwed over in 00.
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Post by dxlightning on Mar 5, 2007 17:33:41 GMT -8
Except it's a kid and he's allowed to say those things
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Post by waterball on Jun 10, 2007 22:57:46 GMT -8
i get these from my history teacher...
OK. Picture this:
You are walking out into your driveway, up to your car, so you can go drive to the beach. Across the street, you see a man with a bloody steel axe running toward you, screaming. You identify the bloody mass behind him as several dead bodies. You happen to have a gun on your belt. What do you do?
Liberal: Wait for him to approach so I can get a chance to ask him why he killed so many people. After all, he's probably harmless.
Republican: Shoot him to disable him and call the police.
Republican from the South: Shoot him six times. Reload. Shoot him six more times.
Maybe it was the way my teacher said it, but this made me laugh at least.
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