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Post by tyrantisius on Sept 15, 2007 12:44:48 GMT -8
You crash and burn.
I wish I didn't slice my hand open at work yesterday.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 18, 2007 17:42:43 GMT -8
You wish for it to go away but it never comes because there are no such things as time machines in this day and age.
I wish I had all the homework I'd ever have to do in my life completed and organized in a binder.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 18, 2007 21:36:33 GMT -8
Thirty Years later your still in the same class since you never wished correctly. All your work was completed but the answers were all wrong and you got F's for years.
I wish I could write faster.
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Post by ferrousmoon on Sept 26, 2007 12:55:17 GMT -8
You try and in you attempt to write faster, your wish comes out "I wish I could writ faster." Which the genie traslates as you want to be the most storied faster of all time. So you never eat again for 21 years while having to write about it.
I would wish for endless wishes.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 27, 2007 0:45:58 GMT -8
*I wish for endless wishes*
You get endless wishes and it just becomes a habit for you to say "I wish....." and one day you get mad at the world and say "I wish I was dead" and you realize your accident but before you can change it, you drop dead.
I wish people would go on this site more often.
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Post by tyrantisius on Sept 27, 2007 15:51:59 GMT -8
Spam of cataclysmic proportions, outdoing even Peon's abilities, follows. So all the original members leave, never to return.
I wish I had a better birthday.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Oct 3, 2007 6:05:50 GMT -8
You are born in a better month but then everyone changes their birthdays to that month. The Government then changes the law so that there is only one party for everyone's birthday but all the assholes come to the party and your birthday is screwed for the rest of your life and you wish for the "bad" birthdays you used to have.
I wish I could travel through time.
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Oct 3, 2007 12:46:29 GMT -8
You were screwing around with the toaster and you accidently went backwards in time and crushed a dinosaur-like thing and you ceased to exist.
I wish I didn't have to make this stupid wish.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Oct 3, 2007 17:05:19 GMT -8
Well you wished for it and it happened but you still wished so it confused all of mankind and the universe sending the world into a spiraling vortex.
I wish there was no more murder in the world.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Oct 3, 2007 17:56:12 GMT -8
Taking your saying literally, the genie changes the word for murder to fritzeldee and killings still happen daily.
@ Whot - Did you get that from the Simpsons?
I wish Whot didn't suck so much.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Oct 3, 2007 21:50:32 GMT -8
Okay well as you weren't so specific on what "suck" means, he ends up f*cking more and becomes a rapist and goes to jail for the rest of his life.
I wish my house was a little bigger.
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Post by tyrantisius on Oct 14, 2007 19:24:51 GMT -8
The earth underneath your house couldn't handle any more weight and it cracks open, leaving your home to plummet into the depths of the Earth.
I wish I didn't get shot with a staple gun at work.
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Oct 14, 2007 19:48:17 GMT -8
You were shot with a nail gun instead.
I wish that this wish wasn't so wishywashy.
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Post by tyrantisius on Oct 14, 2007 19:51:25 GMT -8
Your wish comes true, but it ruins the comedic value of it.
I wish I knew why WhoT's karma was so RIDICULOUSLY and IMPOSSIBLY high.
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Oct 14, 2007 20:00:30 GMT -8
You found out how, but you were assassinated instantly.
I wish I had a peon of my own.
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