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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 3, 2007 21:05:15 GMT -8
Finally someone bumps this.
You look like him and then you step out of your house and girls mob you and you never live again.
I wish more people would post in this.
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dxlightning
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Post by dxlightning on Sept 3, 2007 23:30:42 GMT -8
People post but they post obscenities and pictures of nude men or bestiality and the thread gets locked, never to be posted in again.
I wish I were better at bowling.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 4, 2007 15:00:35 GMT -8
You get so good but then you get so drunk from your achievement that you crash your car and you die.
I wish I could play 3 instruments at once.
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PhoenixFlare500
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Post by PhoenixFlare500 on Sept 4, 2007 15:47:58 GMT -8
You successfully do it, and you're amazing at it at home, but when you get a huge gig you screw up royally and you're shunned from playing forever.
I wish we had a system like in The Matrix where you just stick information into your brain without using effort.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 4, 2007 17:48:30 GMT -8
The system is created but you get too much information in your head and your brain cells are overworked and you become retarded.
I wish I knew how to hack.
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Post by waterball on Sept 4, 2007 19:15:45 GMT -8
you learn how to hack, hack into a terrorist computer, and leave an unkind e-mail in their inbox. they, in turn track you down from your computer and bomb you.
I wish I had 70 more dollars.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 5, 2007 1:19:54 GMT -8
You get it for free from some "rich guy" and then you use it to buy 20 packs of Oreos but then when you pay, you find out that they're fake and you get sent to jail.
I wish I was faster and quicker.
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dxlightning
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Post by dxlightning on Sept 5, 2007 13:01:58 GMT -8
You become so fast you can't control where you're going and the momentum causes you to run into a brick wall and kill yourself.
I wish I had a wallet that automatically refilled itself.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 5, 2007 14:58:05 GMT -8
You buy a cheap wallet at wal mart and you come out with that wallet that refills itself. But then the world runs out of money so it starts stealing money from bill gates who shuts off your all of your technology.
I wish I would go to sleep earlier
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 5, 2007 16:17:49 GMT -8
You go to bed earlier but you keep going to sleep earlier and earlier and waking up later and later until you sleep all day and never wake up again.
I wish I was multilingual.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 5, 2007 23:06:40 GMT -8
You become world famous and a bunch of foreign people break down your house trying to hire you as there translator. Your house gets destroyed and you keep getting mobbed by these foreigners with bad breath.
I wish there were two more hours in a day
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PhoenixFlare500
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Post by PhoenixFlare500 on Sept 6, 2007 13:31:17 GMT -8
School boards take the opportunity to lengthen school hours.
I wish this town wasn't so boring.
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Post by waterball on Sept 6, 2007 14:02:07 GMT -8
Your town becomes the major gangster territory. Every night more people die until...
I wish I had some cool art sculptures.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 6, 2007 14:40:13 GMT -8
You find your inner self and you become a master artist and you make your own art sculptures. You become world famous and one day you went crazy and just kept making and making and making and making and making until you didn't have enough space and you got squished and died.
I wish I could get xbox live
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dxlightning
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Post by dxlightning on Sept 6, 2007 17:09:14 GMT -8
You get xbox live, but while you're playing someone insults you. That insults keeps drilling itself into your mind, until you finally kill yourself because you're so depressed.
I wish I could insult someone so well that they kill themselves
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