PhoenixFlare500
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I like chocolate[ss:LostPeon's Gray][ss:LostPeon's Gray]
Posts: 896
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Post by PhoenixFlare500 on Sept 6, 2007 17:11:45 GMT -8
You slip up and insult your best friend. And your girlfriend. And your family. And anyone that you value. (You think you'd have learned the first time but no... ) I wish... that I... had... a sweet... accent. Like Australian. That'd be sweet... (And I'm Chinese btw, which is why it'd be sweet, 'cause you don't often see like a Chinese with an Australian accent).
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Post by waterball on Sept 6, 2007 18:08:06 GMT -8
Your wish is fulfilled; a certain somebody feels very worthless and decides to suicide bomb a random car lot. Too bad your family was in there. Maybe you shouldn't make people feel bad.
Would you wax your head for an iPod?
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PhoenixFlare500
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I like chocolate[ss:LostPeon's Gray][ss:LostPeon's Gray]
Posts: 896
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Post by PhoenixFlare500 on Sept 6, 2007 18:39:26 GMT -8
Provolone that did not make sense at all.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 6, 2007 20:18:17 GMT -8
Haha He got the threads mixed up. Let's start over since we kinda have an answer for Phoenix but no Wishes. I'll start it.
I wish my leg didn't take 4 months to heal so I could wrestle this year.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 7, 2007 0:31:14 GMT -8
You get your leg amputated and replace it with a robot leg. While in the championship match, all your sweat erases the paint that covered up the robot leg and you get your whole team DQ'd.
I wish there was world peace and all the troops in Iraq came back home
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dxlightning
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Posts: 1,246
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Post by dxlightning on Sept 7, 2007 20:00:20 GMT -8
We become so peaceful that when the aliens come to invade, we have no weapons and all die.
I wish I could jump higher.
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Sept 7, 2007 20:22:34 GMT -8
We become so peaceful that when the aliens come to invade, we have no weapons and all die. I wish I could jump higher. We're suppose to kill them with a nail hammered into a board! ;D
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Post by waterball on Sept 7, 2007 20:55:46 GMT -8
your vertical jump is increased tenfold! While you experiment with your new ability, you hit a UFO and die.
I wish I was artistic.
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Post by tyrantisius on Sept 9, 2007 10:33:49 GMT -8
You paint/sculp/draw something SO magnificent and yet SO controversial, everyone and their dog sues you and you wind up in jail.
I wish I didn't slice my finger open at work.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Sept 9, 2007 23:08:49 GMT -8
While looking on the internet, you find an ad for a time machine that you decide to try out and it works! You go back in time to try and stop from slicing your finger in half and you do. But after you travel way back to before your parents were born and you threw a plastic wrapper which was on the ground which a turtle ate up and your grandmother and grandfather so happened to be there and saved the turtle and fell in love. But this never happened so you were never born.
I wish there were more hot girls at my school.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 10, 2007 15:49:11 GMT -8
Thousands of beautiful women show up from all over the world but then the state deems you to ugly to live there so they ship you off to Romania where all the women never take care of themselves and look crappy.
I wish I was a super-genius that solved all the worlds problems.
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Post by tyrantisius on Sept 10, 2007 16:15:48 GMT -8
You solve all the worlds problems, so the hippies and protesters who always bitch about said problems get pissed off and start bitching about how there's nothing left to bitch about. Incidentally, you get assassinated.
I wish for a bottomless, infinite, never-melting slurpee. Coke.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 13, 2007 20:05:17 GMT -8
You get your bottomless slurpee but the guy at the 7-11 f**ks up and you get a crap-flavored slurpee that you are stuck with for eternity.
I wish I had a television where I could reach inside it and take out whatever was on the screen (candy, cars, etc.)
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Post by tyrantisius on Sept 13, 2007 20:53:40 GMT -8
While reaching in the television to nab Jessica Alba, someone who hates you changes the channel to Brokeback Mountain. Nuff said.
I wish I could fast forward through work but live everything else normally.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Sept 14, 2007 7:29:10 GMT -8
You recieve a remote in the mail that does this but you accidentally FF through your life instead of work. The Remote then malfunctions and you can never stop it so you kill yourself from the depression of never seeing any of your family and friends.
I wish I had a car.
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