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Post by berzerk on Sept 28, 2004 16:02:23 GMT -8
HiS eSPiRiT eNCaRNaTeD iNTo SoMeTHiNG aS uGLy aS MiCHaeL JaCKSoN, i THiNK He WaS HuMaN!!!!!!(?) aND DeN...........
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Post by rabidgecko on Sept 28, 2004 16:45:03 GMT -8
poor donald floated all the way to reno, whilst the paper airplanes zoomed by him and britney spears laughed at his humiliatingly funny duck body. now all he had was gambling. but also. . .
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 28, 2004 19:10:47 GMT -8
the many strip bars and clubs that were to be found in Reno. Donald decided that it was time to just give up on everything and.....
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Post by trashbag on Sept 29, 2004 2:37:32 GMT -8
go straight. He went to see a 'quack' who counseled him to a healthy state and then refered him to a buddhist monk for reincarnative options.
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Post by berzerk on Sept 29, 2004 10:12:30 GMT -8
BuT aFTeR Too MaNy DRiNKS PooR RoNaLD WaS Too DRuNK aND aCCiDeNTaLLy WeNT To a GiNeCoLoGiST .... ........aND GoT ouT WiTH a ReaL SCaRy NoTiCe...........
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Post by trashbag on Sept 29, 2004 16:10:17 GMT -8
You have no STDs you quack, because you're still a ghost! So Donald finally went straight and found his way to the Buddhist temple where in a state of ecstatatorial nirvanic bliss, he transformed into a REAL MAN.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 29, 2004 21:41:11 GMT -8
Upon looking at his normal body, Donald couldn't help but jump for joy. Now he could do everything he always wanted, including......
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Post by Chalupa! on Sept 29, 2004 22:17:58 GMT -8
tapping his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time! But, that was not all! He could also........
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Post by trashbag on Sept 30, 2004 1:21:38 GMT -8
...vote in the upcoming US presidential election. But he thought to himself and everyone else in the forum,"Who will I vote for?"
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 30, 2004 11:44:47 GMT -8
Obviously Kerry, but before he could vote he would have to.......
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Post by Chalupa! on Sept 30, 2004 20:06:47 GMT -8
Scratch his balls, which were itching all day. That made him forget everything and......
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Post by jonathonkiler on Oct 1, 2004 10:00:26 GMT -8
he awoke from the horrible nightmare he was having. He was still just half-man half-duck but he had boobs and.........
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Post by rabidgecko on Oct 1, 2004 15:21:48 GMT -8
no little twinkie to call his own
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Post by Chalupa! on Oct 1, 2004 15:56:02 GMT -8
but none of that really mattered now since he discovered........
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Post by grayfox7 on Oct 2, 2004 16:04:36 GMT -8
...the fact that the penguin who he thought was his mother was in fact a hallucination.
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