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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 23, 2004 21:54:39 GMT -8
two sawed-off double-barrel shotguns and. . . . . . .
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Post by Firecracker on Sept 23, 2004 22:14:32 GMT -8
Then realized that this could hurt his Political Career. He decided instead........
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Post by LostPeon™ on Sept 23, 2004 22:25:37 GMT -8
to build a hampster cage made of used toothpicks, old gum, and a homeless guy's cardboard.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 23, 2004 22:26:08 GMT -8
that he was going to f*ck politics and shoot him anyways. But an angel on his shoulder said. . .
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Post by LostPeon™ on Sept 23, 2004 22:38:12 GMT -8
"Hey, go find yourself a woman, you're too lonely."
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Post by Firecracker on Sept 23, 2004 22:40:58 GMT -8
But then he wondered if he should find a woman who was half duck and half woman, or maybe a midgit with a boob job. But wait! He had a fabulous idea! He decided he would.......
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Post by Chalupa! on Sept 23, 2004 22:41:59 GMT -8
look for both! A midget woman who was half duck and half woman! He set off to find this perfect match. He figured the best place to find this woman would be........
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 23, 2004 22:50:57 GMT -8
in the biggest little city in the world, or as known to most; Reno, Nevada
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Post by LostPeon™ on Sept 23, 2004 22:52:45 GMT -8
And if no luck there, there's always gambling to fill that empty void in his life.
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Post by Firecracker on Sept 23, 2004 22:55:52 GMT -8
So he set off to Reno, Nevada. Since he is half human and half duck, his method of travel of course was.......
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Post by Chalupa! on Sept 23, 2004 22:56:39 GMT -8
by paper airplane. But this was no ordinary paper airplane. This airplane had.......
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 23, 2004 22:57:22 GMT -8
a.....
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Post by LostPeon™ on Sept 23, 2004 22:57:37 GMT -8
trusty forklift, which was fine, except for...
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Post by Guest on Sept 24, 2004 10:30:15 GMT -8
He didn't have his Fork Lift drivers permit and he didn't have the time to take the class. So instead, he traded the fork lift for a........
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 24, 2004 10:40:29 GMT -8
french monkey who had russian hands and roman fingers. This kinda grossed him out so he traded the monkey for a........
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