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Post by rabidgecko on Sept 24, 2004 15:44:08 GMT -8
his ninja like claw-gloves and proceded to show to manager how well he can slice potatoes for the concession stands.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 24, 2004 17:58:58 GMT -8
He goes to put the gloves on but they won't fit over his webbed fingers. He looks to the sky and prays that he will be able to........
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Post by Chalupa! on Sept 24, 2004 22:42:36 GMT -8
Get a woody later when he finds his dream girl. Suddenly, something very strange happens!
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Post by LostPeon™ on Sept 24, 2004 22:59:00 GMT -8
He wakes up hung over in the bathroom of the local crack house.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 25, 2004 0:48:23 GMT -8
He looks down to see that his prayers have been answered. He wonders what could have brought such excitement and he finds that it was.........
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Post by rabidgecko on Sept 25, 2004 14:05:58 GMT -8
a Britney Spears look-alike!!! ( He wonders if she'll ask him to marry her )
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Post by navyceals on Sept 25, 2004 22:03:29 GMT -8
I do, I do, the big day arrives, but right before they start the procession, the beautiful bride asks her duck fiance, "does this dress make me look fat?" He replies, "
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Post by Chalupa! on Sept 26, 2004 0:01:07 GMT -8
"No, it's your big gut that makes you look fat!". Maybe that was the wrong thing to say, because.......
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Post by rabidgecko on Sept 26, 2004 17:14:42 GMT -8
It was really her secret stash of hash under her gown that made her look fat.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 27, 2004 10:39:05 GMT -8
He fears that he might get smacked for his smart ass comment but instead she............
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Post by navyceals on Sept 27, 2004 15:41:33 GMT -8
looks down at her bulging gut and agrees that her stash of hash does add a few inches; then upon finding out about her hash he starts to think...
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Post by trashbag on Sept 27, 2004 16:11:47 GMT -8
We can either continue to stash the hash or else, turn it onto cash to fulfil my crackwhore house dream of becoming a politician. My first political objectives will be to legalise drugs and....
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Post by berzerk on Sept 27, 2004 16:20:02 GMT -8
DoWN THe DRiNKiNG aGe so THaT PooR CHiLDReNs CaN DRiNK JaCK DaNiel aN SoMe BaCaRDi...... BuT SuDDeNLY SoMeTHiG HaPPeNs......
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Post by trashbag on Sept 27, 2004 17:10:35 GMT -8
His penis enlargement surgery failed him and as he stood there, deflated, he realised that he may lose his veluptuous wife and any asperations of a clintonesque type political career. "What is the point now!", he quacked.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Sept 27, 2004 20:45:52 GMT -8
then suddenly his head exploded and his half man half duck spirit floated out of his body and..................
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