Ok Why do chineese people hate roller coasters? because when you go up a hill you hear Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink
why do chinese AND black people hate sprinklers?
they always go "chink chink chink chink African AmericanaAfrican AmericanaAfrican AmericanaAfrican Americana"
what do you get when you cross an asian and a black?
someone who steals your car but can't drive it.
why are black people scared of motorcycles?
they always go "run, African AmericanaAfrican AmericanaAfrican Americana, run!"
an asian and a black go to a pond, when they see a sign that says that if you skip a rock across it'll tell you your ancestors. so the asian picks up a small stone and skips it.
"ching-chong-chang!" the pond echoes
"hey, that was my great uncle!" the asian guy says, "why don't you try it out?"
so the black guy skips it across and the pond replies "chimp-an-zee!"
a jew and a chinese guy are sitting in a bar, and the jew says "you damn chinks, you bombed pearl harbor."
the chinese guy, annoyed, says "that wasn't us, that was the japanese, goddamned kike"
"yeah, chinese, japanese, they're all the same to me." the jew replies.
"well what about you, huh? you jews sunk the titanic!" says the chinese guy.
"what? it hit an iceberg!"
"yeah, well iceberg, goldberg, they're all the same to me."
why don't mexicans have barbeques?
the beans keep falling through the grill.
why do mexicans have refried beans?
have you ever heard of a mexican doing something right the first time?
why don't black people like blowjobs?
what kind of job
do they like?
what do you get when you cross a viet with a black? (2 answers)
charlie brown (<- my answer, the one i made up.)
vinegar
also, on a related topic about tiger woods..
his mom
is thai and his dad
is black.
therefore: thai +
nig ger = tiger!