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Post by Prone on Dec 11, 2006 16:02:10 GMT -8
OK, this joke may not seem funny to a lot of you, but it is mexian related.
Why do mexicans take a tomar once at five o' clock?
because all their clocks are broken.
Whats worse than getting hit by a car?
Having a black man run at you, yelling, screaming, and carrying a shotgun.
What are mexican jumping beans named after?
The first mexicans to go past the border and have their feet shot at.
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Post by technohawk on Dec 11, 2006 16:27:58 GMT -8
OK, this joke may not seem funny to a lot of you, but it is mexian related. Why do mexicans take a tomar once at five o' clock? because all their clocks are broken. Whats worse than getting hit by a car? Having a black man run at you, yelling, screaming, and carrying a shotgun. What are mexican jumping beans named after? The first mexicans to go past the border and have their feet shot at.
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Post by Deanguisher on Dec 11, 2006 17:48:40 GMT -8
Well me im not afraid to post any of my racist jokes. If you wanna call me a racist son of a bit*ch go ahead and call me one ill make fun of anyone.
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Post by tyrantisius on Dec 11, 2006 18:01:16 GMT -8
Hmm this calls for a quote, by who I'm unsure.
"I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."
Nuff said.
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Post by Prone on Dec 11, 2006 19:28:03 GMT -8
Ahahahaha techno, that was a good one. check this quote out, kind of related to me.
"I can accept a very good story written on a kleenex and take it fine. If someone gives me a very bad written story on paper, I'll use it to blow my nose."
Due to the lack of funnay in my jokes, i guess im not a racist. Enough said.
man, f**k that paper clip!!!! Dip him in oil, make him scream, do whatever, but for my sake, don't bring that clip here! Ahhhhh, he's in my dreams, get him out!!!!!!
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Post by dpgunit on Dec 11, 2006 19:38:44 GMT -8
this is a racist jokes thread. it's for racist jokes. i doubt any of the active members right now are racist, but the off topic stuff is getting old.
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Post by technohawk on Dec 11, 2006 19:45:41 GMT -8
I too doubt that anyone is racist on this board for real. My post of not funnay was not because the racist jokes weren't funny. Just that Prone's jokes weren't funny. And Just for Prone I present:
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Post by Prone on Dec 11, 2006 21:34:05 GMT -8
What did the black hobo say when he saw a man messing around with a box?
Hey, can I have my house back?
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Post by dpgunit on Dec 26, 2006 1:01:52 GMT -8
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Post by howardh on Dec 28, 2006 18:36:03 GMT -8
Why were there like 3 or 4 people who didn't wanna post their joke under their own names? Well, the first and third are the same IP, coming from San Dimas, California. (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures, anybody?) The second comes from Beaverton, Oregon, just outside of Portland. COMPARE IT TO EVERYONES IP AND TRACK THEM DOWN! [edit]there was a 2nd page?[/edit]
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Post by dxlightning on Dec 30, 2006 23:07:50 GMT -8
Why are white people better than black people? Because Paper Beats Rock
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Post by mephistool on Dec 31, 2006 13:43:29 GMT -8
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. or A pizza comes out in one piece.
Forgive me, God.
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Post by porsche944s on Feb 8, 2007 18:01:44 GMT -8
A jew walks into a bar.
He buys it!
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