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Post by Chalupa! on Jan 30, 2005 23:42:26 GMT -8
This is an old one, but:
There is a bar at the top floor of an upscale hotel. Two men are drinking next to a large window when one man says to the other, "did you know that if you jumped out this window, the up draft would carry you down at a slow pace, just enough to safely land you at the bottom?"
The other man says "No way! lets see you do it then!"
The first man jumps out the window, and slowly lowers to the ground, landing safely after falling 50 floors.
The second man, surprised at what he saw, jumps out the window and quickly falls to his death.
The bartender looks at the cocktail Waitress and says, "Man, Superman is sure mean when he's drunk!"
Chalupa
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Post by greeny on Feb 2, 2005 18:24:55 GMT -8
chalupa i remember hearing that joke somewhere and I love it and also to that candy story one pg one(i think it wuz posted by jonathankiler) i remember seeing it somewhere and heres the link for it www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/candy.php-----cya
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