"RBOB" Commands

[pandora99]

Just to state my opionion anything to do with dead babies is sick, immoral and just downright disgusting so no commands with dead babies okay

[♦Whot♦]

This list is 100% gaurenteed to grow rapidly..

1. RBOB FEELS THAT THE PENULTIMATE GOVERNMENT IS ONE IN WHICH THE PEOPLE ARE ENSLAVED BY A DESPOT FOR THAT IS THE ONLY TYPE OF GOVERNMENT WHERE THE ENEMIES OF RBOB CAN SPEEDILY AND PAINFULLY BE REMOVED, DESTROYED OR CAST INTO

2. YOU FOOL YOUR INSOLENCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING

3. RBOB ASSERTS THAT EVERY RELIGION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN INHERENTLY WRONG AND THUS THE ONLY CORRECT RELIGION CAN BE THAT FOLLOWING THE PRINCIPLES OF RBOBISM CAN BE THE ONLY PATH TO ENLIGHENMENT

4. FOR IN ITS VERY WRONGNESS RBOBISM IS THE ONLY RELIGION THAT ASSERTS ITS INCOMPATABILITY WITH REALITY AND AS SUCH BECOMES CORRECT THROUGH ITS VERY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF ITS OWN NATURE

5. I LIKE IT WHEN YOU STFU AND ALLOW ME TO ASSUME MY RIGHTFUL PLACE ON A THRONE STRAPPED TOR YOUR BACKS

6. RBOB SHARES THAT OPINION FOR IN HIS MANY CORRESPONDENCES WITH RBOB, DP HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE AN IDIOT OF A MOST OBVIOUS NATURE

7. WE MUST ADHERE TO THE PRINCIPLES OF RBOBISM IF WE WISH FOR SALVATION


And yes, no unethical quotes..

[grayfox7]

1. RBOB FEELS THAT THE PENULTIMATE GOVERNMENT IS ONE IN WHICH THE PEOPLE ARE ENSLAVED BY A DESPOT FOR THAT IS THE ONLY TYPE OF GOVERNMENT WHERE THE ENEMIES OF RBOB CAN SPEEDILY AND PAINFULLY BE REMOVED, DESTROYED OR CAST INTO

Hahahaha, what? The penultimate government? So what's the ultimate government? I wonder where Rbob learned to speak English.


2. RBOB IS NOT UGLY; HOT CHICKS CHASE RBOB WITH WATERGUNS

hahaha, oh, that Rbob, what a card. Where's that thread he made that links to his site and has a picture of him up? He sure looks like the type to be chased by hot chicks with waterguns.


And Rbob needs an ideological check here:

3. RBOB WILL BE POPE ONE DAY

3. RBOB ASSERTS THAT EVERY RELIGION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN INHERENTLY WRONG AND THUS THE ONLY CORRECT RELIGION CAN BE THAT FOLLOWING THE PRINCIPLES OF RBOBISM CAN BE THE ONLY PATH TO ENLIGHENMENT

Unless, of course, he means that he will be the Pope of Rbobism.