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Post by softspoken on Feb 6, 2007 22:41:36 GMT -8
Dudes, let's do up another one. Anything goes as usual for you regulars I suppose! Um please.... don't let this thread be a failure *sigh*
Once upon a time....
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Post by dxlightning on Feb 7, 2007 17:53:22 GMT -8
...a man jumped off a cliff.
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Post by irishillini81 on Feb 7, 2007 18:03:32 GMT -8
On his way plummeting towards the ground...
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Post by Prone on Feb 7, 2007 19:05:00 GMT -8
...he spread out his arms like superman, and changed into batman.
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Post by softspoken on Feb 7, 2007 19:11:12 GMT -8
Batman then lost control of his swooping abilities, coming to a sudden crash.
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Post by Prone on Feb 7, 2007 19:16:52 GMT -8
...When he finally crashed into the ground, his head was crushed, and so he was then known as "flatman."
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Post by softspoken on Feb 7, 2007 19:37:14 GMT -8
Flatman didn't get much work as a superhero so he finally had to throw in the towel and find new work.
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Post by irishillini81 on Feb 7, 2007 20:48:52 GMT -8
He found an awesome job as a drain plug for the local aquarium, however...
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Post by softspoken on Feb 7, 2007 21:13:34 GMT -8
He kept coming loose and had to find another job that used his mind, not his body.
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Post by tyrantisius on Feb 7, 2007 21:17:06 GMT -8
No such job existed. He started to think about prostitution, or possibly joining a fraternity and leaching off society (Fratman).
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Post by softspoken on Feb 7, 2007 21:21:23 GMT -8
But then he realized he was hella ugly, so that wouldn't go down. He then...
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Post by irishillini81 on Feb 8, 2007 0:34:54 GMT -8
decided to give a go at being a diaphragm for female porn star Jenna Jameson.
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Post by technohawk on Feb 8, 2007 2:31:19 GMT -8
but he kept on getting a headache from the constant thrusting.
So he took up taxidermy. The first thing he killed and stuffed was..
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Post by rbobatar on Feb 8, 2007 2:42:02 GMT -8
TEN MILLION NEWBORN BABIES.
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Post by dxlightning on Feb 8, 2007 16:40:37 GMT -8
These weren't any newborn babies, however. They all lived in...
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