Post by dpgunit on Dec 24, 2006 2:41:49 GMT -8
here are some of the many problems that i've noticed with liberals (at least in america.) conservatives (esp. the neo-cons and far-right, ie. the whiny and bible-thumping ones) have plenty of problems too, but don't bitch about that in here.
if a (insert minority here) kid wants to make a (insert minority here) club at school, it's fine. but if a white kid wants to make a white club, it's racist.
if there's gang fighting / community violence between (insert minority here) and other (same minority), its a big problem. though if there's violence between a (insert minority here) and another (insert minority here), whichever minority that has darker skin is innocent.
they all preach equal treatment for all races, yet bitch about affirmative action (which is just racism disguised as anti-racism.)
they whine about equal opportunity when america is about as equal as you can get.. it's just the matter of if you're a lazy asshole or not.
here's a list i found.
A Liberal is someone who will give you the shirt off of somebody else¡¯s back.
A Liberal is someone who will fight to the last drop of somebody else¡¯s blood.
A Liberal is someone who wants to help people, but only with somebody else¡¯s money.
A Liberal believes that the further removed from reality a political philosophy is, the more morally pure it must be.
Liberals support abortion but oppose the death penalty . The mental contortions it takes to be a Liberal are amazing.
A Conservative worships a higher spiritual power. A Liberal worships Government.
If you¡¯re not a liberal by the time you are 18, you don¡¯t have a heart. If you¡¯re not a Conservative by the time your 35, you don¡¯t have a brain.
A Conservative presents his policies in terms of hope. A Liberal presents his policies in terms of fear.
A Liberal believes that Conservatives have no heart, but that is just because there is not blood leaking from a Conservatives heart all the time like there is from a Liberals heart.
A Liberal believes that the primary purpose of Government is to redistribute income from the rich to the poor. A Conservative realizes that the primary purpose of the Government is to provide equality of opportunity, not equality of outcomes.
A Liberal believes that all money belongs to the Government, and any of your own money you get to keep is a gift from the Government.
A Conservative believes that a problem is solved by solutions. A Liberal believes a problem is solved by throwing money at it.
Liberals hate what they call ¡°Big Business.¡± What is their solution, to stop all small businesses from growing so that they will never get bigger?
Liberals hate the idea of ¡°Profit¡±. If they hate Profit so much, they should give away whatever money they have left over after they pay all their bills. After all, isn¡¯t that what profit is?
A Liberal believes that the Military is an outdated organization that should be an equal opportunity employer, a jobs program for the poor and a place where the feminist agenda can be advanced. A Conservative realizes that the Military¡¯s job is to defend the country.
A Liberal believes that the Court System¡¯s job is to advance the Liberal agenda that can not be passed into law through the normal Government process. A Conservative realizes that the purpose of the Court System is to enforce the laws, not make them.
A Liberal believes that the Government is the best solutions to most problems. A Conservative realizes that the Government is the cause of many problems.
A Conservative believes that the Constitution is meant to limit the power of Government. A Liberal believes that the Constitution is an obstacle to increasing the power of Governments.
Conservatives view Liberals as political opponents. Liberals view Conservatives as evil incarnate.
A Conservative believes that both the costs and benefits of a policy need to be examined. A Liberal believes that cost is no object, as long as somebody else is paying the cost.
A Liberal believes that it takes a village to raise a child. A Conservative realizes it takes parents to raise a child.
A Conservative wants to solve a problem. A Liberal wants a problem to continue so they can use it as an issue to scare people.
A Liberal believes that electricity comes from a plug in the wall. A Conservative knows that electricity is generated in power plants (Liberals in California might eventually learn this fact).
Liberals believe that gasoline comes from a gas pump. Conservatives know that gasoline comes from oil, and that the only way to have enough gasoline is to drill for more oil.
A Liberal believes that it is cruel to hunt animals. A Conservative realizes that is cruel to let animals overgraze and destroy their habitat and let them starve to death.
A Liberal believes that Government control of the economy is the most efficient way to run a country. A Conservative knows that if Government control of the economy was the most efficient way to run a country, Russia would have been the most prosperous country in the world.
Liberals are afraid to call themselves Liberals and instead hide behind the labels ¡°Progressive¡± or ¡°Moderate.¡± Conservatives are proud to call themselves Conservatives.
Liberals believe that the center of the political spectrum is what they believe, and that they are a ¡°Moderate¡±. Anybody to their left is a ¡°Progressive¡± and anybody to their right is a ¡°Right wing political wacko.¡±
To a Liberal, an Environmentalist is someone who owns a house in the mountains, and a greedy Developer is someone who wants to build a house in the mountains
A Liberal believes that guns cause crime. A Conservative knows that a gun is an inanimate object and is incapable of performing any action on its own.
A Conservative believes in freedom of speech. A Liberal believes in freedom of speech as long as it doesn¡¯t offend anyone, or contradict what they think, or hurt someone¡¯s feelings, or question politically correct philosophies, or promote conservative causes, or question the power of the Government, or ....
A Liberal believes that schools should teach children about self esteem, the environment, diversity, etc. A Conservative believes that schools should teach children reading, writing, math and history.
A Liberal believes that people should have their cars taken away and be forced to use mass transit. A Conservative believes that people should be free to go where they want when they want.
Liberals want people to live in high density urban environments to combat ¡°Urban Sprawl.¡± Conservatives want people to have the freedom to live where they choose.
Liberals believes that Conservatives want dirty water and dirty air. Liberals also think that water and air should be free of all pollution. A Conservative knows that it is impossible to completely clean the water and air, pollution will always exist and the only thing we can do is minimize the pollution.
Liberals want to eliminate all health risks. Conservatives realize that health risks occur naturally in the environment and can never be completely eliminated, only mitigated.
Liberals desperately want life to be fair. Conservatives realize life is inherently unfair.
Conservatives think people should be paid what they are worth. Liberals think it is unfair that some people make more than others.
Liberals believe that Conservatives are intolerant, bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobes, but it is Liberals who want to label everybody by their race, sexual orientation or gender. Conservatives believe each person should be judged as an individual regardless of their race, sexual orientation or gender.
A Liberal believes that there is no right or wrong. A Conservative knows that belief is asinine.
Only a Liberal could call an increase of 5.6% in the school lunch program a cut just because they wanted a larger increase.
Liberals blame Ronald Reagan for budget deficits and give Bill Clinton credit for budget surpluses, but they have obviously never read the part of the Constitution that gives Congress the responsibility for the federal budget. The Democratic congress under Ronald Reagan gave us deficits and the Republican Congress under Bill Clinton gave us surpluses.
Liberals believe that Conservatives want to destroy the environment, and Liberals want to preserve the environment as it is at all costs. Conservatives realize that the environment is going to change no matter what we do, and that environmental resources can be used in a responsible way without destroying the environment.
Liberals are certain that humans have caused the Earth to experience ¡°Global Warming.¡± Conservatives realize that the temperature of the Earth changes all the time, and that the biggest causes of global temperature change is from the Sun, dust in the solar system and the Earths orbit around the Sun, not from humans. Conservatives also realize that the data used in ¡°Global Warming¡± calculations is highly variable and not very accurate, and therefore inconclusive. In the 1970¡¯s, Liberals were certain that the Earth was experiencing ¡°Global Cooling.¡± They were wrong then, and they are wrong now.
If a man is drowning 100 ft. from the shore, a Conservative will throw him 75 ft. of rope and encourage him to swim the other 25 ft. A Liberal will throw him 200 ft. of rope and then drop his end to run off and help somebody else.
Liberals attacked Newt Gingrich relentlessly for accepting a 4 million dollar book deal, but said nothing when Hillary Clinton accepted an 8 million dollar book deal.
Liberals said nothing when Bill Clinton dodged the draft in a letter saying that he ¡°Loathed the military,¡± but attacked George W. Bush relentlessly for his service in the National Guard.
Liberals called George Bush a warmonger when he used the military to free Kuwait after it had been invaded by Iraq, but they were eerily quit when Bill Clinton bombed places all over the world to divert attention from his impeachment trial.
Liberals found nothing odd when Bill Clinton argued over the definition of ¡°is¡± is, or when he tried to claim oral sex was not sex. They would have crucified any Conservative who tried to make the same pathetic arguments.
if a (insert minority here) kid wants to make a (insert minority here) club at school, it's fine. but if a white kid wants to make a white club, it's racist.
if there's gang fighting / community violence between (insert minority here) and other (same minority), its a big problem. though if there's violence between a (insert minority here) and another (insert minority here), whichever minority that has darker skin is innocent.
they all preach equal treatment for all races, yet bitch about affirmative action (which is just racism disguised as anti-racism.)
they whine about equal opportunity when america is about as equal as you can get.. it's just the matter of if you're a lazy asshole or not.
here's a list i found.
A Liberal is someone who will give you the shirt off of somebody else¡¯s back.
A Liberal is someone who will fight to the last drop of somebody else¡¯s blood.
A Liberal is someone who wants to help people, but only with somebody else¡¯s money.
A Liberal believes that the further removed from reality a political philosophy is, the more morally pure it must be.
Liberals support abortion but oppose the death penalty . The mental contortions it takes to be a Liberal are amazing.
A Conservative worships a higher spiritual power. A Liberal worships Government.
If you¡¯re not a liberal by the time you are 18, you don¡¯t have a heart. If you¡¯re not a Conservative by the time your 35, you don¡¯t have a brain.
A Conservative presents his policies in terms of hope. A Liberal presents his policies in terms of fear.
A Liberal believes that Conservatives have no heart, but that is just because there is not blood leaking from a Conservatives heart all the time like there is from a Liberals heart.
A Liberal believes that the primary purpose of Government is to redistribute income from the rich to the poor. A Conservative realizes that the primary purpose of the Government is to provide equality of opportunity, not equality of outcomes.
A Liberal believes that all money belongs to the Government, and any of your own money you get to keep is a gift from the Government.
A Conservative believes that a problem is solved by solutions. A Liberal believes a problem is solved by throwing money at it.
Liberals hate what they call ¡°Big Business.¡± What is their solution, to stop all small businesses from growing so that they will never get bigger?
Liberals hate the idea of ¡°Profit¡±. If they hate Profit so much, they should give away whatever money they have left over after they pay all their bills. After all, isn¡¯t that what profit is?
A Liberal believes that the Military is an outdated organization that should be an equal opportunity employer, a jobs program for the poor and a place where the feminist agenda can be advanced. A Conservative realizes that the Military¡¯s job is to defend the country.
A Liberal believes that the Court System¡¯s job is to advance the Liberal agenda that can not be passed into law through the normal Government process. A Conservative realizes that the purpose of the Court System is to enforce the laws, not make them.
A Liberal believes that the Government is the best solutions to most problems. A Conservative realizes that the Government is the cause of many problems.
A Conservative believes that the Constitution is meant to limit the power of Government. A Liberal believes that the Constitution is an obstacle to increasing the power of Governments.
Conservatives view Liberals as political opponents. Liberals view Conservatives as evil incarnate.
A Conservative believes that both the costs and benefits of a policy need to be examined. A Liberal believes that cost is no object, as long as somebody else is paying the cost.
A Liberal believes that it takes a village to raise a child. A Conservative realizes it takes parents to raise a child.
A Conservative wants to solve a problem. A Liberal wants a problem to continue so they can use it as an issue to scare people.
A Liberal believes that electricity comes from a plug in the wall. A Conservative knows that electricity is generated in power plants (Liberals in California might eventually learn this fact).
Liberals believe that gasoline comes from a gas pump. Conservatives know that gasoline comes from oil, and that the only way to have enough gasoline is to drill for more oil.
A Liberal believes that it is cruel to hunt animals. A Conservative realizes that is cruel to let animals overgraze and destroy their habitat and let them starve to death.
A Liberal believes that Government control of the economy is the most efficient way to run a country. A Conservative knows that if Government control of the economy was the most efficient way to run a country, Russia would have been the most prosperous country in the world.
Liberals are afraid to call themselves Liberals and instead hide behind the labels ¡°Progressive¡± or ¡°Moderate.¡± Conservatives are proud to call themselves Conservatives.
Liberals believe that the center of the political spectrum is what they believe, and that they are a ¡°Moderate¡±. Anybody to their left is a ¡°Progressive¡± and anybody to their right is a ¡°Right wing political wacko.¡±
To a Liberal, an Environmentalist is someone who owns a house in the mountains, and a greedy Developer is someone who wants to build a house in the mountains
A Liberal believes that guns cause crime. A Conservative knows that a gun is an inanimate object and is incapable of performing any action on its own.
A Conservative believes in freedom of speech. A Liberal believes in freedom of speech as long as it doesn¡¯t offend anyone, or contradict what they think, or hurt someone¡¯s feelings, or question politically correct philosophies, or promote conservative causes, or question the power of the Government, or ....
A Liberal believes that schools should teach children about self esteem, the environment, diversity, etc. A Conservative believes that schools should teach children reading, writing, math and history.
A Liberal believes that people should have their cars taken away and be forced to use mass transit. A Conservative believes that people should be free to go where they want when they want.
Liberals want people to live in high density urban environments to combat ¡°Urban Sprawl.¡± Conservatives want people to have the freedom to live where they choose.
Liberals believes that Conservatives want dirty water and dirty air. Liberals also think that water and air should be free of all pollution. A Conservative knows that it is impossible to completely clean the water and air, pollution will always exist and the only thing we can do is minimize the pollution.
Liberals want to eliminate all health risks. Conservatives realize that health risks occur naturally in the environment and can never be completely eliminated, only mitigated.
Liberals desperately want life to be fair. Conservatives realize life is inherently unfair.
Conservatives think people should be paid what they are worth. Liberals think it is unfair that some people make more than others.
Liberals believe that Conservatives are intolerant, bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobes, but it is Liberals who want to label everybody by their race, sexual orientation or gender. Conservatives believe each person should be judged as an individual regardless of their race, sexual orientation or gender.
A Liberal believes that there is no right or wrong. A Conservative knows that belief is asinine.
Only a Liberal could call an increase of 5.6% in the school lunch program a cut just because they wanted a larger increase.
Liberals blame Ronald Reagan for budget deficits and give Bill Clinton credit for budget surpluses, but they have obviously never read the part of the Constitution that gives Congress the responsibility for the federal budget. The Democratic congress under Ronald Reagan gave us deficits and the Republican Congress under Bill Clinton gave us surpluses.
Liberals believe that Conservatives want to destroy the environment, and Liberals want to preserve the environment as it is at all costs. Conservatives realize that the environment is going to change no matter what we do, and that environmental resources can be used in a responsible way without destroying the environment.
Liberals are certain that humans have caused the Earth to experience ¡°Global Warming.¡± Conservatives realize that the temperature of the Earth changes all the time, and that the biggest causes of global temperature change is from the Sun, dust in the solar system and the Earths orbit around the Sun, not from humans. Conservatives also realize that the data used in ¡°Global Warming¡± calculations is highly variable and not very accurate, and therefore inconclusive. In the 1970¡¯s, Liberals were certain that the Earth was experiencing ¡°Global Cooling.¡± They were wrong then, and they are wrong now.
If a man is drowning 100 ft. from the shore, a Conservative will throw him 75 ft. of rope and encourage him to swim the other 25 ft. A Liberal will throw him 200 ft. of rope and then drop his end to run off and help somebody else.
Liberals attacked Newt Gingrich relentlessly for accepting a 4 million dollar book deal, but said nothing when Hillary Clinton accepted an 8 million dollar book deal.
Liberals said nothing when Bill Clinton dodged the draft in a letter saying that he ¡°Loathed the military,¡± but attacked George W. Bush relentlessly for his service in the National Guard.
Liberals called George Bush a warmonger when he used the military to free Kuwait after it had been invaded by Iraq, but they were eerily quit when Bill Clinton bombed places all over the world to divert attention from his impeachment trial.
Liberals found nothing odd when Bill Clinton argued over the definition of ¡°is¡± is, or when he tried to claim oral sex was not sex. They would have crucified any Conservative who tried to make the same pathetic arguments.