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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Nov 14, 2007 21:08:03 GMT -8
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don¡¦t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That¡¦s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That¡¦s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you¡¦re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman¡¦s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don¡¦t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ¡§What¡¦s wrong?¡¨ For the woman¡¦s response, refer to #3.
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Post by G0DESS on Nov 15, 2007 9:42:48 GMT -8
Is that right??? LOL! Too funny. I do say many of these.. Haha!
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Post by irishillini81 on Nov 17, 2007 11:55:33 GMT -8
sounds about right dude. women are crazy
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