Post by dxlightning on Sept 7, 2007 19:58:31 GMT -8
Okay, this thread is for everyone to share their racist, sexist, anti-semetic or whatever joke he/she wishes to share. I only have one request: Don't be a prude. Don't be an oversensitive idiot, because the meaning of this thread isn't to offend, but to share offensive jokes that are funny if you aren't sensitive.
Examples:
1: I once saw a baseball game between the Mexican and Japanese little league teams. It was amazing, the Japanese kept hitting it out of the park!
2: What's so amazing about that?
3: Well the Mexicans kept jumping over the fence to get them!
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if you were named aojfoaiwejfa.
Why did Helen Keller scream when the phone rang?
She answered the iron.
Why did she scream again?
They called back.
Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!
One day, a man was driving his taxi down the road. On the way, a catholic priest hailed him. While the driver was driving to the airport, he saw a black man crossing the street. When the driver was a child, his entire family was killed by a raving man who had escaped from the local prison, and that man happened to be black. So, the driver decided to "take his revenge," as it were. However, he was afraid the priest would see him do it, and would be condemned to hell. So, he decided to make it look like an accident.
He faked like his eyelids were growing heavy...heavier, heavier, until they were finally closed enough so that it looked like he had fallen asleep, and he swerved to hit the man. THUD went the figure as it collided with the car. The man immediately snapped to attention, sceaming, "OH MY GOD DID I HIT THAT BLACK MAN!?"
The priest replied, "Nope, got him with my door!"
So there you go. Post whatever you want, overweight, women, men, black, white, jew, arab, mexican, japanese...whatever you want. But if you're gonna be an uptight prick about this, don't even bother posting.
Examples:
1: I once saw a baseball game between the Mexican and Japanese little league teams. It was amazing, the Japanese kept hitting it out of the park!
2: What's so amazing about that?
3: Well the Mexicans kept jumping over the fence to get them!
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if you were named aojfoaiwejfa.
Why did Helen Keller scream when the phone rang?
She answered the iron.
Why did she scream again?
They called back.
Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!
One day, a man was driving his taxi down the road. On the way, a catholic priest hailed him. While the driver was driving to the airport, he saw a black man crossing the street. When the driver was a child, his entire family was killed by a raving man who had escaped from the local prison, and that man happened to be black. So, the driver decided to "take his revenge," as it were. However, he was afraid the priest would see him do it, and would be condemned to hell. So, he decided to make it look like an accident.
He faked like his eyelids were growing heavy...heavier, heavier, until they were finally closed enough so that it looked like he had fallen asleep, and he swerved to hit the man. THUD went the figure as it collided with the car. The man immediately snapped to attention, sceaming, "OH MY GOD DID I HIT THAT BLACK MAN!?"
The priest replied, "Nope, got him with my door!"
So there you go. Post whatever you want, overweight, women, men, black, white, jew, arab, mexican, japanese...whatever you want. But if you're gonna be an uptight prick about this, don't even bother posting.