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Post by LostPeon™ on Jun 17, 2007 14:42:02 GMT -8
Ok, so last night, me and some friends hit the bars downtown and were having some fun, getting drunk, the usual.
We were just hanging out and I go to the bar to get some more drinks when an older woman starts trying to talk me up. Now, I say older, but maybe like mid-40s or whatnot. She's pretty hot for how old I figured her to be, so I start talking to her some, head out to the dance floor for a few songs, get a few more drinks in me.
Then, we're sitting down at a table just talking about whatever when she asks me if I want to head back to her place. I figure, what the hell, she looks hot, fancy clothes, why not?
So, we call a taxi, and we're almost there when she asks me if I've ever been interested in a mother-daughter threesome. My first thought was like "Wow, did she really say what I thought she said???" Then, I see that she's dead serious.
At this point, I'm feeling like I've hit the jackpot. I figure her daughter's gotta be around my age, and I just get a feeling that she's hot like her mom. So, this has got to be a win-win situation! I'm feeling really good about this. We finally get there and hop out of the taxi and walk inside. I'm mentally preparing myself for this awesome opportunity when I hear her yell upstairs, "Mom! I'm home! And brought someone home with me!"
So it didn't really happen, but my friend told me that joke this weekend and I had to share.
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Post by Prone on Jun 17, 2007 16:25:56 GMT -8
Before I read that last line, I was thinking, "Peon, how could you in the first place???" I then read that last line. Heh, that's a pretty good joke.
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Post by tyrantisius on Jun 17, 2007 18:09:10 GMT -8
How could he?
How the f*ck couldn't he??
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Post by Prone on Jun 18, 2007 21:19:53 GMT -8
Tyrant, I take a moral stand against promiscuity.
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Post by MissXscene on Jun 18, 2007 21:57:37 GMT -8
LOL....Her mom...Are you serious.....tell me your serious
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Jun 19, 2007 0:25:10 GMT -8
you had me there until the last line
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