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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Feb 26, 2007 22:35:58 GMT -8
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top
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Post by ga on Feb 26, 2007 23:36:23 GMT -8
rofl. smited edit: (what did i just say, but not do??)
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Post by tehn00b on Feb 28, 2007 19:52:45 GMT -8
conclude with mathematical certainty? that's not even a valid proof. May someone smite the bejeebus out of you if you ever decide to go into anything math related.
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Feb 28, 2007 20:00:20 GMT -8
You know, this is in the jokes section for a purpose...
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Post by Provoz on Feb 28, 2007 22:10:17 GMT -8
haha that was great.
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