dxlightning
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Post by dxlightning on Dec 20, 2006 15:33:51 GMT -8
Some of these repeat, but I think they're hilarious! You kind of have to understand calculus to get these, but you can kinda guess what the mean. I'll be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves. I've got a natural log in my denominator. I wish you were a ti-83 so I could stick my natural log in you. I wish I was a calculus problem - I'd be hard and you could do me on your desk, on the floor, in the library... I'll be sin^2 x and you can be cos^2 x. Together we'll make one. I wish I was a second derivative so I could explore your concavities. I wish I were an integral so I could be in the area under your curves. My tangent line has an infinite distance. Would you like to measure the length of my vector? I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. How about you and I line up the head of my vector with the tail of yours and calculate the resultant? I'll by -x^2 and you'll be the x-axis and I'll climax when you're on me. Have you been to the beach? You're tanner than sin over cosine. I want to you I want to be the derivative of your natural log so I can be the one over you. I'm falling for you at terminal velocity. Will you evaluate my log? You complete my square. anyone got some others?
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Post by ga on Dec 20, 2006 16:11:44 GMT -8
How about you and I line up the head of my vector with the tail of yours and calculate the resultant? i know a lot of sexual shit, but even that one threw me for a loop until i actually did the math. 2x-y^3(4y1-2x^-3)=x^2(c-200)^2 then i solved it. it all made sense
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Post by tyrantisius on Dec 20, 2006 16:13:53 GMT -8
oh man....so bad it's good, so bad it's good.
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Post by lolassault on Jan 9, 2007 0:49:23 GMT -8
I'll be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves. <mathgripe> the derivative isn't the tangent!!!!!! it's the slope of the tangent!!!!! </mathgripe> but i think you got them all. maybe a bio one - "i wish i were dna helicase, so i could unzip YOUR genes."
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Post by greeny on Jan 9, 2007 17:42:44 GMT -8
*cough*facebook group*cough*
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dxlightning
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Post by dxlightning on Jan 9, 2007 19:18:31 GMT -8
Meh, I got most of these from facebook anyway, so it's no big deal
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Post by greeny on Jan 9, 2007 19:39:42 GMT -8
damn.. i didn't see those:(
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