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Post by dpgunit on Dec 13, 2006 19:52:48 GMT -8
arrhh, this thread be dominated be prone, savvy?
what do you call a celibate melon? a cantaloupe.
ha. ha. ha.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Dec 14, 2006 22:23:54 GMT -8
No one seems to be posting their corny jokes.. Even people who google stuff aren't putting things in..
Why did the blonde stare at the Orange Juice? Because it said 'Concentrate'
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Last Year's Hide and Go Seek Winner.
Woo That last one kills me.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Prone on Dec 15, 2006 9:53:12 GMT -8
What did DPG say to the wall?
I wish i was as skinny as you!
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Post by ga on Dec 15, 2006 10:09:29 GMT -8
What did DPG say to the wall? I wish i was as skinny as you! smited
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Post by dpgunit on Dec 15, 2006 22:25:22 GMT -8
What did DPG say to the wall? I wish i was as skinny as you! that's not corny. that's just prone-ish.
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Post by irishillini81 on Feb 8, 2007 0:42:07 GMT -8
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs!
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Post by lolassault on Apr 8, 2007 18:17:42 GMT -8
Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar? He said "Ow".
Did you hear about the lawyer who walked into a bar? He failed.
Did you hear about the man who walked into a pole? They both said "Ow".
Did you hear about the philosopher who fell in a hole? He said, "Damn, that's deep."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's green and deadly when it falls from a tree? A pool table.
How many trombones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seven.
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a trombone? One sevenths.
How many trombones does it take to screw in seven? One over lightbulb.
What's a small, red, round thing with a cherry pit inside? A cherry.
What did the carrot say to the tomato? You're pointy!
...all original except for the first one and the cherry one. I have many more, but they only get worse from here.
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Post by tranceeagle on Apr 8, 2007 19:13:06 GMT -8
well they were corny that's for sure.
Did you hear about the one-legged man who was mugged? He was hopping mad.
Want to hear a dirty story? A horse fell into a mud puddle.
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Post by Prone on Apr 8, 2007 19:19:33 GMT -8
What did the computer say to the nerd? I wish I could shut you down!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just made a little wine.
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Post by dxlightning on Apr 8, 2007 20:08:17 GMT -8
Man, those jokes suck worse than updog
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Post by tranceeagle on Apr 8, 2007 20:34:34 GMT -8
Fine, I'll set it up.
What's UPDOG?
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Post by dxlightning on Apr 8, 2007 20:38:26 GMT -8
Nothin much man, what's up with you?
Exalted for that.q
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Post by Prone on Apr 9, 2007 9:34:27 GMT -8
spell ICUP.
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Post by tranceeagle on Apr 9, 2007 11:51:36 GMT -8
NO!
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Post by tyrantisius on Apr 9, 2007 13:57:02 GMT -8
Why did ze frog cross the road? To croak.
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