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Post by dpgunit on Oct 31, 2006 23:50:02 GMT -8
it's all in the spirit of halloween. (heard the first one few years ago, the second about a week ago on the bus to a water polo game.)
Q: what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? A: "see you next month"
Q: two vampires walk into a bar. the first vampire orders a glass of blood. the second one orders a glass of warm water. the first vampire asks why the second vampire didnt order blood. the second vampire pulls out her tampon and says, "i'm having tea."
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Post by Prone on Nov 2, 2006 7:45:16 GMT -8
Now that haloween is over, i guess we don't have to post any jokes!
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Post by dxlightning on Nov 2, 2006 15:54:51 GMT -8
You nasty, dpg.
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Post by softspoken on Feb 6, 2007 21:51:05 GMT -8
SAVAGEEEEEEEE but funny!
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Post by porsche944s on Feb 8, 2007 17:52:12 GMT -8
thats SO f**king gross.
LOL
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Post by tehn00b on Mar 8, 2007 19:19:00 GMT -8
in the spirit of this thread, vampire scorpy is a joke. the end. oh and very nasty joke by the way... still grossed out...
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