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Post by tyrantisius on Sept 29, 2006 17:55:34 GMT -8
So a guy walks into a bar, and sees a jar of money on the counter.
He asks the bartender, "Whats that jar of money for?"
Bartender says, "Well, you put 20 bucks in, and if you can go out back and make my horse laugh, then you get all the money in the jar."
Guy says, "What the hell, sure why not" and proceeds to deposit a 20 dollar bill (canadian motherf**kers) into the jar. He goes out back, and reappears within about 5 minutes, the horse laughing its ass off.
The bartender is amazed. "Holy shit!"
The guy casually takes the money out of the jar and walks out, with a giant smirk on his face.
The next week, the same guy walks back into the bar and sees another jar of money on the counter.
"So whats THAT jar of money for?"
"Well, you put 50 bucks in, and if you can go out back and make the horse cry you get all the money."
The smirk reappears on the guys face, as he says, "Alright...I'll give it a try." And continues to drop a 50 into the jar.
He disappears out back, and yet again within 5 minutes he has the horse balling its eyes out.
The bartender is stunned. "........." And speechless. "God damn man, you sure have a way with horses. But you gotta tell me, how'd you make the horse laugh AND cry?!"
"Well..." The guy starts, sounding very coy, "To make him laugh, I simply told him my penis was bigger than his."
The entire bar was listening, and went nito an uproar of laughter. Bartender says, "Haahaaa yeah that'd do it! So how'd ya make him cry?"
Bar goes silent.
"I proved it."
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Sept 29, 2006 19:13:46 GMT -8
Haha, nice. You get an exalt for that.
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Post by tyrantisius on Sept 29, 2006 20:00:11 GMT -8
W00t....So I take it Exalt means more karma and smite means less?
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Post by greeny on Sept 29, 2006 23:01:43 GMT -8
W00t....So I take it Exalt means more karma and smite means less? yes. ps i liked it.. heard it before though. but really nice
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Post by Prone on Oct 2, 2006 9:08:03 GMT -8
The bartender is stunned. "........." And speechless. what can be made out of "...............". Is that even a sound??? or does . mean speachless. What can be defined from the dot?? Its all about "the dot" isn't it???
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Post by tyrantisius on Oct 2, 2006 14:12:16 GMT -8
A series of dots constitutes a long, uncomfortable, or awkward pause. Or it could constitute the kind of sound you make when you are trying to talk, but can't get the words out. Kind of like the sound the freaky chick from The Grudge makes, except not as loud or intense.
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Post by greenbooger on Oct 7, 2006 10:13:33 GMT -8
LOL funny haha I like this one
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