Post by thejuggernaut on Jul 10, 2006 20:59:56 GMT -8
The story begins...
Thejuggernaut, Lostpeon, and PhoenixFlare are in a building. The building burns down and regrettably thejuggernaut dies among the flames.
When the police arrive they obviously have trouble identifying the body... because its so covered in soot and ash, not to mention its burnt to a crisp. So the police chief goes to LostPeon and politely asks him to identify the body for him, just to doublecheck that its thejuggernaut. LostPeon comes to the body and says
"Turn him over."
The police chief is puzzled but complies.
"Nope only one asshole... it cant be thejuggernaut."
Now the police chief is simply stunned. How can you identify someone by how many assholes they have? Maybe PhoenixFlare will be more helpful....
So the police chief goes to PhoenixFlare and asks him to identify the body.
PhoenixFlare comes to the body and says..
"Turn him over."
The police chief complies.
"Nope only one asshole..... it can't be thejuggernaut."
Now the police chief is truly confused. He decides that he needs clarification so he goes to LostPeon and says..
"I must be going crazy... but how the hell can you identify a man by how many assholes they have?!"
"Well," replied LostPeon "Whenever we went anywhere with thejuggernaut people would always say.."Hey look, it's the juggernaut with those two assholes."
Heh. Once again i don't mean to offend anyone. The people i've selected for my joke are completely random except for the fact that making fun of LostPeon seems to be "In" right now. PhoenixFlare I apologize... I just read something u posted so u were on my mind at the time.
Thejuggernaut, Lostpeon, and PhoenixFlare are in a building. The building burns down and regrettably thejuggernaut dies among the flames.
When the police arrive they obviously have trouble identifying the body... because its so covered in soot and ash, not to mention its burnt to a crisp. So the police chief goes to LostPeon and politely asks him to identify the body for him, just to doublecheck that its thejuggernaut. LostPeon comes to the body and says
"Turn him over."
The police chief is puzzled but complies.
"Nope only one asshole... it cant be thejuggernaut."
Now the police chief is simply stunned. How can you identify someone by how many assholes they have? Maybe PhoenixFlare will be more helpful....
So the police chief goes to PhoenixFlare and asks him to identify the body.
PhoenixFlare comes to the body and says..
"Turn him over."
The police chief complies.
"Nope only one asshole..... it can't be thejuggernaut."
Now the police chief is truly confused. He decides that he needs clarification so he goes to LostPeon and says..
"I must be going crazy... but how the hell can you identify a man by how many assholes they have?!"
"Well," replied LostPeon "Whenever we went anywhere with thejuggernaut people would always say.."Hey look, it's the juggernaut with those two assholes."
Heh. Once again i don't mean to offend anyone. The people i've selected for my joke are completely random except for the fact that making fun of LostPeon seems to be "In" right now. PhoenixFlare I apologize... I just read something u posted so u were on my mind at the time.