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Post by greeny on Jul 30, 2006 22:18:18 GMT -8
how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice. my name's _______.
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Post by greenbooger on Oct 8, 2006 9:05:03 GMT -8
Does this rag smell like chloroform? hahhahaha omg havent heard this one..
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Post by technohawk on Oct 8, 2006 19:07:27 GMT -8
I forget my phone number, can I have yours?
Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up.
Or one that my friend actually tried(didn't work)
"Nice shoes wann f*ck?"
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Post by Chalupa! on Oct 8, 2006 22:22:04 GMT -8
I wonder why?
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Post by echris on Oct 10, 2006 11:09:14 GMT -8
First off, Rbob's line was the funniest one of this bunch. It made me laugh out loud.
Mine = Girl, you got 206 bones in your body... you want one more?
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Post by technohawk on Oct 11, 2006 1:33:31 GMT -8
When i read rbobs I had a simultaneous fit of laughter and disgust at my own laughter.
for those to lazy to check the first page rbobs was
"LETS NOT TURN THIS RAPE INTO A MURDER"
It's sick, it's wrong but it's hilariously spontaneously funny and I am both amused by it and ashamed of it.
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Post by LostPeon™ on Oct 16, 2006 21:45:42 GMT -8
I just came across some good ones:
"You are so fine you turn my software into hardware."
"Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
"If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"
"I wish I were your problem set, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk."
"Baby you're sweeter than 3.14159..."
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Post by PhoenixFlare500 on Oct 17, 2006 10:25:04 GMT -8
Wow, those are the nerdiest yet funniest pickup lines I have ever heard
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