PhoenixFlare500
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I like chocolate[ss:LostPeon's Gray][ss:LostPeon's Gray]
Posts: 896
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Post by PhoenixFlare500 on Jun 22, 2006 23:00:31 GMT -8
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Was your daddy a thief? 'Cause it looks like he stole the stars from the sky and put 'em right in your eyes.
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 16:43:51 GMT -8
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Post by mephistool on Jun 26, 2006 8:00:27 GMT -8
Gnome has the best one so far, and I can't believe this one has not been said.
Are those moon pants? Because your ass is outta this world!
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Post by Chalupa! on Jun 27, 2006 8:01:53 GMT -8
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I leave and walk in again?
I know they say Milk does a body good but damn you must drink a lot of Milk!
If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
I miss my teddy bear. Could you hold me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get!
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married!
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there!
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Post by greeny on Jul 12, 2006 21:50:45 GMT -8
from "A Night At The Roxbury"...
So... you guys wanna make out.. or what?
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dxlightning
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Posts: 1,246
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Post by dxlightning on Jul 14, 2006 14:44:24 GMT -8
Call someone on the phone in a frantic tone. You: "Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!!!!! I think I need to call an ambulance!!!!!" Her: "What's going on!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" You: "You're DEAD sexy." True story, I did this to a girl I know, and we're goin on a month and a half together
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Post by rbobatar on Jul 14, 2006 14:51:32 GMT -8
LETS NOT TURN THIS RAPE INTO A MURDER
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Post by thejuggernaut on Jul 14, 2006 15:16:44 GMT -8
rbob man.... that's kinda funny but mostly very wrong and sick. I AM THE JUGGERNAUT
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Post by rbobatar on Jul 19, 2006 18:03:05 GMT -8
YOU WOULDNT KNOW FUNNY IF IT RIPPED YOUR EYES OUT AND PUKED IN YOUR SKULL
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Post by Prone on Jul 21, 2006 10:54:06 GMT -8
let's not turn this into a madhouse! That was kind of wrong, rbob. Anyway:
bad pick-up lines:
You need a touch-up. Baby, im your touch-up!
I know a good movie: Your face. I watch it all the time!
Here is some Calogne. Put it on, and we'll be together the rest of our lives!
(can't think of anymore right now)
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Jul 21, 2006 13:08:09 GMT -8
The bottom ones are more funny.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause I see fine written all over you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do you have a quarter? ... Sorry, my mom told me to call her when I meet the girl of my dreams.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Heheh, so whats the rebuttal for all these pick up lines..?
"I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
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Post by grayfox7 on Jul 21, 2006 13:25:28 GMT -8
I know a good movie: Your face. I watch it all the time! hahaha, this one makes the speaker sound like a stalker.
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Post by Prone on Jul 21, 2006 18:01:53 GMT -8
Hah! I know that your saying. It's still a good one
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Post by Chalupa! on Jul 22, 2006 7:29:48 GMT -8
Nice Whot. Too bad some of yours were already posted!
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Jul 22, 2006 11:24:23 GMT -8
Yeah, too bad, but I've got more! ...Somewhere.
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