dxlightning
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Post by dxlightning on Mar 12, 2006 13:18:24 GMT -8
One day, this minister came home to his wife after a tough day at work. When he entered his bedroom, his wife was naked on the bed and there was smoke in the room. He then saw, through the window, a priest walking down the street smoking a cigar. In a fit of rage, the minister threw his refrigerator out the window on top of the priest. The minister then jumped out the window after realizing he had committed sin and had to remove himself from the world. Up at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter three men, the priest, the minister, and a rabbi. St. Peter asked the minister what had happened.
"Well, I killed a man, so I had to remove myself from the world."
The priest:
"I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, and a refrigerator fell on me!"
St. Peter turned to the rabbi. "What are YOU doing here?"
"Well...I was in this guy's refrigerator, just minding my own business...."
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Post by grayfox7 on Mar 12, 2006 15:41:56 GMT -8
Don't worry about offending anyone, just tell it like you normally would.
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Post by LostPeon™ on Mar 12, 2006 15:44:21 GMT -8
I'm offended.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Mar 20, 2006 22:14:47 GMT -8
This is kinda the same as another joke. The other one is longer. I think I posted it back when I was a dumbass
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