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Post by greeny on Aug 4, 2005 18:05:27 GMT -8
There's this greatly funny guy named Dane Cook, and he does this routine called "Not So Kool-Aid"
I'll tell you what dream used to scare me as a kid, used to actually totally give me night-mares, remeber those Kool-Aid comercials? Where that, no that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your f**king wall in the living room! You wouldn't even know know he would just BOOUF!!! (Exploding Sound) *oh yeah!, oh yeah!, oh yeah!!!* Right, and the little kids were all excited, "YES, YES!!!" and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open dumb head, he would pour himself, *OH YEAH! OH YEAH!* ...him and his crazy tights...I don't like that, I don't like when juice wears tights, it's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, f**k drinking out of him, If that was me I'd be like *oh no no no no no, you fix that wall before dad gets home from work, hes gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real f**kin' cool, useing the front door is cool! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condincating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top-heavy, you glass bitch, you glass bastard! "OH YEAH!" *Oh No! Naughty, Naughty, Kool-Aid!*
It's hilarious.
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Post by trashbag on Sept 4, 2005 23:39:09 GMT -8
You give koolaid a bad name.
Ok send me some. I like the red flavor!!! Dammed Aussies won't sell the stuff. I am sure it's because it makes people hyper aggressive.
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Post by alink2thepast on Sept 5, 2005 16:41:40 GMT -8
dane cook his halarious. listen to some of Brian Regan's stuff too. There should be a video and audio clip here www.brianregan.comI like Brian Regan better than Dane Cook because Brian Regan is halarious but still has completely appropriate comedy. Little kids can listen to him but adults still think its halarious. Dane Cook is funny but hes a really dirty comedian and for some reason that annoys me after a while. Greeny have you heard the new CD? I'm not gonna post this bit here but.... "Lets do this, I'm a Cashew"
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Post by greeny on Sept 8, 2005 18:45:11 GMT -8
Is that from Dane Cook or the other guy?
another funny guy is Steven Lynch. He's kinda dirty, but really really funny and random.
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Post by grayfox7 on Sept 8, 2005 19:02:59 GMT -8
I love Bill Hicks. I don't know if I can really describe his "routines", though, or even transcribe them. There's a lot of swearing and a lot of my post would be starred out.
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Post by alink2thepast on Sept 9, 2005 11:08:41 GMT -8
"Lets do this, I'm a cahsew" is a Dane Cook bit.
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Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Sept 21, 2005 13:30:40 GMT -8
i like stephen lynchs songs but if i were gay, we would swim in romance... but im not gay, so get your hand out of my pants... hes pretty good
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Post by greeny on Sept 21, 2005 21:04:31 GMT -8
Have you heard F your Sister? Funniest shit ever.
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