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Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Aug 1, 2005 11:46:21 GMT -8
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest person being chased by the bear! (this is my favorite one) Sex is like bungee jumping : Fun until the rubber breaks! Condoms aren't completely safe.... A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my hand upon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her legs apart, I knew she was ready, But I didn't know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
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Post by greeny on Aug 1, 2005 17:37:00 GMT -8
1 and 2 are great ;D
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