|
Post by barneypwnz on Jul 8, 2005 13:52:35 GMT -8
Okay, I guess I understand it now, but that joke is kind of mean. Santa is okay, but I don't think Christmas and "angels" and to be ridiculed. Barney
|
|
|
Post by rabidgecko on Jul 8, 2005 18:38:16 GMT -8
....dude its a joke...i dont think you are young enough that you should still be offended by something like that....
|
|
|
Post by greeny on Jul 9, 2005 20:28:59 GMT -8
haha n/p for helping barney/fuzzy to get the riddle.... rabid it's better to do what i did rather than *sigh* haha barney, it is a joke though. Santa isn't real, and there are many more offensive jokes out there. Don't sweat the small stuff, buddy
|
|
|
Post by rabidgecko on Jul 9, 2005 21:27:41 GMT -8
hey i explained it too greener. after my two sighs i tryed to explain. didnt you see it?
|
|
|
Post by greeny on Jul 12, 2005 21:48:38 GMT -8
hehe...... nope, not 'til now. Good joke tho, find any more xmas ones?
|
|
|
Post by rabidgecko on Jul 13, 2005 10:14:06 GMT -8
no.the reason why is prolly cuz its summer and not winter people usually dont tell christmas jokes in the summer. but i heard my mom humming some christmas song the other day i dunno why. strange
|
|
|
Post by greeny on Jul 13, 2005 16:32:21 GMT -8
no.the reason why is prolly cuz its summer and not winter people usually dont tell christmas jokes in the summer. but i heard my mom humming some christmas song the other day i dunno why. strange But websites with christmas jokes don't usually go away after christmas...
|
|
|
Post by rabidgecko on Jul 13, 2005 18:35:50 GMT -8
well fine i'll go find one
here ya go
Confusing Claus
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
18. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
|
|
|
Post by greeny on Jul 13, 2005 18:54:28 GMT -8
;D I like the last one.... and number 10.
Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
heehee, I'm on the same site as you were rabid. another one!
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.
He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night."
The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.
The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent.
Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!
Haha, now I've taken the rest of the funny ones. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
|
|