Post by alink2thepast on May 28, 2005 19:41:03 GMT -8
Ok here we go...
Well once there was this kid named Clarence, and let me tell you, he SUCKED at writing essays. He was so awful you wouldn't believe it. Then one day his teacher assigned an essay. The day it was due he showed it to all his friends and they were all like "dude this essay sucks you shouldnt even pass it in" and "ya man just take the zero and go home." But Clarence didn't listen and passed the essay in anyway...
At the end of class the teacher had read his essay and asked to speak to him after class.
"Clarence im very dissapointed in ur essay. In fact, its flat out terrible and I want you to go to the principal because i cant decide how to punish you."
So Clarence went down to the principals office. After reading the essay the principal said
"Clarence we take our education very seriously at this school. We just can't except this type of low quality work. I'm kicking you out of the school and I want you to go to the mayor and have him read this terrible essay."
Well the mayor had a similar reaction.
"Clarence this essay is an embarrasment to yourself and our town. I couldn't possibly represent a town with someone as dumb as you. Leave and go talk to the governer"
So Clarence goes up to the governer and takes even more abuse.
"Clarence... this sucks. Really why would you even bother, its just a waste of everyones time and mine. Get out of this state and go talk to our congressman"
Well now Clarence was getting pissed that they were making him go to all these people, but there was no way around it so he got on a plane do Washington DC. When he showed the essay to his congressmen the congressmen nearly started crying
"I can't believe that our country has stooped so low that we could have a child that wrote an essay this bad. You can't possibly live here anymore. Go to the president and he'll decide what to do with you"
We'll the president was right down the street so Clarence wen't to see him. The president had a similar reaction as the rest had.
"I am embarrased to call this the United States when an essay this bad is a threat to our very unity. Go to Mexico, maybe they won't notice how bad it was."
Fortunately for Clarence, he had always wanted to go to Mexico and figured if he ever changed his mind that it would be easy enough to sneak back over the border. But the Mexican leader was not to happy.
"El Clarence. This essay El sucks. Get El the El hell El out El of El my El office!"
On the way out of the office Clarence crossed the street and was hit by a bus.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Look both ways before you cross the street!
Well once there was this kid named Clarence, and let me tell you, he SUCKED at writing essays. He was so awful you wouldn't believe it. Then one day his teacher assigned an essay. The day it was due he showed it to all his friends and they were all like "dude this essay sucks you shouldnt even pass it in" and "ya man just take the zero and go home." But Clarence didn't listen and passed the essay in anyway...
At the end of class the teacher had read his essay and asked to speak to him after class.
"Clarence im very dissapointed in ur essay. In fact, its flat out terrible and I want you to go to the principal because i cant decide how to punish you."
So Clarence went down to the principals office. After reading the essay the principal said
"Clarence we take our education very seriously at this school. We just can't except this type of low quality work. I'm kicking you out of the school and I want you to go to the mayor and have him read this terrible essay."
Well the mayor had a similar reaction.
"Clarence this essay is an embarrasment to yourself and our town. I couldn't possibly represent a town with someone as dumb as you. Leave and go talk to the governer"
So Clarence goes up to the governer and takes even more abuse.
"Clarence... this sucks. Really why would you even bother, its just a waste of everyones time and mine. Get out of this state and go talk to our congressman"
Well now Clarence was getting pissed that they were making him go to all these people, but there was no way around it so he got on a plane do Washington DC. When he showed the essay to his congressmen the congressmen nearly started crying
"I can't believe that our country has stooped so low that we could have a child that wrote an essay this bad. You can't possibly live here anymore. Go to the president and he'll decide what to do with you"
We'll the president was right down the street so Clarence wen't to see him. The president had a similar reaction as the rest had.
"I am embarrased to call this the United States when an essay this bad is a threat to our very unity. Go to Mexico, maybe they won't notice how bad it was."
Fortunately for Clarence, he had always wanted to go to Mexico and figured if he ever changed his mind that it would be easy enough to sneak back over the border. But the Mexican leader was not to happy.
"El Clarence. This essay El sucks. Get El the El hell El out El of El my El office!"
On the way out of the office Clarence crossed the street and was hit by a bus.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Look both ways before you cross the street!