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heaven
May 18, 2005 12:26:06 GMT -8
Post by fuzzyrubberbear on May 18, 2005 12:26:06 GMT -8
Three men are trying to get into heaven, and God is deciding to let them in
God says to the first man: " In heaven we have a clock for each person , and it turns one time every time you do something stupid. There is your clock on the wall over there. Seing as it has only turned 30 times, i guess i can let you in."
After repeating this to the second man, God says: " There is your clock, seing as it only turned 40 times, I guess I can let you in. "
After repeating this to the third man, the man looks around for his clock. After about a minute he looks at God and asks: " Where is my clock? "
After a couple seconds, God replied with a laugh: " Look up at the ceiling... we use yours as a fan! "
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heaven
May 28, 2005 18:10:36 GMT -8
Post by greeny on May 28, 2005 18:10:36 GMT -8
good one
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heaven
Jun 1, 2005 11:18:59 GMT -8
Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Jun 1, 2005 11:18:59 GMT -8
Thank you! i cant believe no one posted anything about mine i feel so lonely now....
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heaven
Jun 1, 2005 12:24:08 GMT -8
Post by LostPeon™ on Jun 1, 2005 12:24:08 GMT -8
I thought it was pretty good! I just never got around to tell you about it, I guess.
LostPeon
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heaven
Jun 1, 2005 19:50:16 GMT -8
Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Jun 1, 2005 19:50:16 GMT -8
Forgot about it. Sorry. Don't be lonely. Just remember...We aren't here for you. Lol Just Kidding.
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