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Post by greeny on Jan 30, 2005 3:44:43 GMT -8
one day a bear was chasing a rabbit the bear stumbled over a lamp, and all of a sudden a genie popped out! "THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME, YOUNG CREATURES" said the genie, addressing the bear and rabbit "As a reward, I will grant you each three wishes!" the bear wanted to go first, for it was mating season and he had........ needs my first wish is to have every bear in this forest be girl bears!" said the bear........ and the wish was granted "my second wish is to have every bear in the NEXT forest to be girls" said the bear...... and the wish was granted now the bear was approaching the end of his 'season' so he was getting antsy "my final wish is to have every bear other than me to be girls!" and the wish was granted now it was time for the rabbit to make his wish "i wish for a crash helmet" and even though this was a strange request... the wish was granted "my second wish is for a harley davidson motorcycle!" said the rabbit... and the wish was granted and just before his final wish, the rabbit looked at the bear and showed a slight grin.. and then said... "i wish the bear was homosexual"
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Post by jloser999 on Jun 14, 2006 12:49:28 GMT -8
dude that was great!!!
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