Post by rbobatar on May 7, 2005 22:10:19 GMT -8
Behold: R-BOB has become a member of this board with the intention of making my important and correct views on everything known, for the better enlightement of mankind. Soon to be the most illustrious member of this board, R-BOB will show no mercy to his enemies and reward his companions. So let it be known to all with whom they stand in regards to R-BOB but let heed be taken for R-BOBis a wise and benevolent ruler and will treat his subjects with grace and mercy when it is due. However those who cross the great King R-BOB will be crushed into dust. Their heads will be crushed into a fine paste that the subjects of R-BOB will use as toothpaste. This is the law as R-BOB has stipulated. Fair pay will be given to all those whom shall serve in whatever service of great King R-BOB. We must fight this crusade to combat the ignorance that has enthralled the world and is especially pervasive on these boards. R-BOB is greatly displeased by the ignorance and superstition that exist in such copius amounts and R-BOB and his faithful minions must work to rid the world of these scum who perpetrate such heinous crimes in the name of impetuosity.
The purpose of R-BOB's crusadeis too reveal the truth to the public about certain lies distributed to you, the filthy peasentry, by variouis distributors and to spread the word of the Revolution to the common peasents (you) who are too stupid to see through the lies spoon fed to you by the various distributors of lies.
Now I will tell yuo about the lies and the liars who tell them. Now see the liars and the ones who distribute htem tell you lies that you are to believe and since you are stupid and narrow minded you believe them without question but our team of investigators has revealed these lies for all to see.
So if you want todeserve life you must JOIN THE REVOLUTION and help spread the message of truth to the stupid people you once where.
Apply for a full Revolution Advantage Plus Membership! (c) and receive a special bonus package with everything you need to know about the Revolution! Only $7.95/mo. Cash only accepted by snail mail.
The purpose of R-BOB's crusadeis too reveal the truth to the public about certain lies distributed to you, the filthy peasentry, by variouis distributors and to spread the word of the Revolution to the common peasents (you) who are too stupid to see through the lies spoon fed to you by the various distributors of lies.
Now I will tell yuo about the lies and the liars who tell them. Now see the liars and the ones who distribute htem tell you lies that you are to believe and since you are stupid and narrow minded you believe them without question but our team of investigators has revealed these lies for all to see.
So if you want todeserve life you must JOIN THE REVOLUTION and help spread the message of truth to the stupid people you once where.
Apply for a full Revolution Advantage Plus Membership! (c) and receive a special bonus package with everything you need to know about the Revolution! Only $7.95/mo. Cash only accepted by snail mail.