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Post by Hawaiian Born on Mar 8, 2007 17:11:17 GMT -8
Since Lost locked my other one I had.
1) Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
2) A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later, they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3) Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
4) What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
5) A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
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Post by tehn00b on Mar 8, 2007 17:20:10 GMT -8
1) yesterday, today, tomorrow 2) ez, her husband is a blow-up doll. 3) ... 4) any variety of brown snakes. 5) i will assume it is the maid, but just because the maid lied, it does not mean that she is the murderer. in the words of serious internet businesspeople, "YOU FAIL!" good try though.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Mar 8, 2007 17:28:17 GMT -8
it words of u fail.
1 is correct on muber 5 explain more. how did she lie
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Post by tehn00b on Mar 8, 2007 17:32:57 GMT -8
2,3,4 also are correct unless you can refute those valid answers. what do you mean how did the maid lie? my dog can tell you theres no post on sunday. whats important is that you address your fallacy - you cannot just arrest someone for murder on the grounds of a fake alibi alone.
"it words of u fail" - wtf??? finally some n00b talk that i cannot decipher...
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Mar 8, 2007 17:37:53 GMT -8
ok now number 5 is correct. you must be stupid cause its a riddle
2) A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later, they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3) Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
4) What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
2, 3, 4 still here
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Post by tehn00b on Mar 8, 2007 17:44:40 GMT -8
"you must be stupid cause its a riddle"
so... because it is a riddle then it is acceptable to have certain logical flaws, i.e. "The police INSTANTLY ARRESTED the murdered. Who did it and how did they know? " ? i don't think you are in position to be calling me stupid lol.
and foolish name calling still doesnt address any of the valid points i have brought up. how about trying to show why the answers i gave for 2,3,4 are incorrect? or explaining what "it words of u fail" means?
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Mar 8, 2007 18:03:16 GMT -8
ok w/e
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Post by dxlightning on Mar 8, 2007 18:49:41 GMT -8
Er...I posted number five less than a month ago. Also, n00b's answer to number 2 is incorrect because no state will EVER marry a woman to a blowup doll. 4 is understandable but it's a riddle so I'm guessing that's not the intended answer.
However, I have heard in wisconsin of a woman marrying a cow. Could it possibly be that the woman is a butcher and her husband was a nice, juicy steak?
Three is ridiculously obvious, but I won't spoil it for you.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Mar 8, 2007 19:00:02 GMT -8
lol. haha . yeah number 4 isn't the answer i be lookin for.
so whats number 2 and 4 and 3
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Post by dxlightning on Mar 8, 2007 19:06:40 GMT -8
2. The woman was a photographer. She took a picture of the man, developed it, hung it out to dry, then went to dinner with him. 3. Yes, any 100 dollar bill is 99 dollars better than a 1 dollar bill. 4. A penny
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Mar 8, 2007 19:11:32 GMT -8
yup yup all correcto
1- Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend. Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police. "I was walking by Mr. Tidy`s house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward." The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Tidy. How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?
2- I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
4- A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
5- Where NUMBER 3?
I posted number 4 when i first joined haha.
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Post by dxlightning on Mar 8, 2007 19:36:13 GMT -8
1.) It would have frosted from the inside, so he would have had to be inside with the dead body to wipe it away.
2.) Jigsaw piece
4.) No one ever said he was driving. He was either walking/skating or riding a bike/segway/scooter/etc.
No idea on 5, I've never heard that one before.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Mar 8, 2007 20:11:08 GMT -8
yeah all correct. lol 5 was jus something i was just bored so i did that
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