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Post by softspoken on Mar 24, 2007 10:40:38 GMT -8
DO YOU GET A DOG TO STOP EFFING HUMPING YOU EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY?
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love this dog, but... like I'm feeling overly violated here, like to the point where I'm starting to not love the dog... and omg he smells so good and is so cute, but like seriously, I can't stop the humping and I want to, because he's really sweet... but GAH.
I am so torn. Like, I'm talking a small yorkie, and it has the power to keep onto my leg and when I put my leg up on a chair, it tries to friggin' bring it down! It's amazing how much strength you can get when you're horny as f**k, eh?
So, is there a way I can get him to stop and still maintain a healthy relationship with the fella?
This is my first obsessed dog humper, so be gentle with me, I don't know what I'm doing! Well except pushing him off.....
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Post by tranceeagle on Mar 24, 2007 11:27:37 GMT -8
Easy, snippy snippy.
No balls --> less humping(notice I say less, some dogs might still do it after the fact)
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Post by dxlightning on Mar 24, 2007 13:13:11 GMT -8
There's always the thing where you shoot it with a water gun whenever it does it. Just one of those pistols. That's supposed to work really well.
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Post by death0817 on Mar 24, 2007 13:24:48 GMT -8
There's always the thing where you shoot it with a water gun whenever it does it. Just one of those pistols. That's supposed to work really well. I've heard that too. Just discipline him. Whenever it does something wrong, put him on top of your dresser or something. Small dogs are generally afraid of heights. He'll get the point sooner or later. |
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Post by softspoken on Mar 24, 2007 17:19:49 GMT -8
As much as I appreciate your suggestions, they simply wouldn't do, a) because I can't do certain things such as the cutting off of the sexual organs and b) because he doesn't f**king care if I like push him, or smack something near him that makes noise to scare him [but obviously not hurt/touch him] he just gets right back on... it's like really... obsessive, persistant and... friggin' creepy dudes!
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Post by rabidgecko on Mar 24, 2007 17:27:04 GMT -8
well get a vet to do it for you durrr  ok well if you aren't gonna take action on it and just hope it stops then good luck with that |
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Post by LostPeon™ on Mar 24, 2007 18:18:16 GMT -8
Favorite Sport: SHOOT DOG THEN HAVE PARTY |
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Post by rabidgecko on Mar 24, 2007 18:19:20 GMT -8
Favorite Sport: SHOOT DOG THEN HAVE PARTY simply put: yes |
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Post by softspoken on Mar 25, 2007 0:04:44 GMT -8
Damn, cold hearted ya'll.
I can't do the whole no-ballz deal due to the fact it's pricey and I'm not sure the owners even want that.... but damn it's necessary.
sigh.
If you come up with any other humane options, let me know! =D
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Post by MissXscene on Mar 30, 2007 11:06:46 GMT -8
My weiner dog used to do that and believe it or not if you smack him on his tummy he will eventually stop. I have done this to 4 of my male dogs and they all stopped doing it..  |
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Post by softspoken on Mar 30, 2007 11:53:05 GMT -8
I have tried everything. This dog is effing messed.  |
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Post by MissXscene on Mar 30, 2007 13:19:29 GMT -8
Like i mean kick him in the dick lightly...or you can smack him there, but only do this when he is humping. You need to be firm about it, don't feel bad otherwise they dont learn. You are not doing anything wrong
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Post by softspoken on Mar 30, 2007 13:32:32 GMT -8
True that.
but seriously
I've done it.
I think we're getting him fixed
(thank gosh)
he's such a friggin' tard.
He's not even mine, I'm staying wtih my granny and uncle avec his girlfriend and it's her dog.
anywho my dog at home PWNS this tard fo sho.
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Post by MissXscene on Mar 30, 2007 13:34:41 GMT -8
what kind of dog?
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Post by softspoken on Mar 30, 2007 13:36:06 GMT -8
go to member pics
and then i'll tell you in off topic thread because that is frowned
(going off topic is..)
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