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Post by soulofthewoods on Jan 27, 2009 14:51:19 GMT -8
And so the cycle continues.
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jan 27, 2009 16:29:19 GMT -8
thus the hilarity of maddening soul ensues. : D
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Post by soulofthewoods on Jan 27, 2009 18:28:26 GMT -8
This is but one drop in the relatively small puddle of maddening things in my life, relatively speaking with the world's problems kept in perspective at least.
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Post by Clucky!!!!!sdf on Jan 27, 2009 18:55:31 GMT -8
ask duck > anything ferrous
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jan 27, 2009 19:37:01 GMT -8
>< isn't convincing to me apparently. : ) ~
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Post by LedZeppelin on Jan 28, 2009 15:11:28 GMT -8
this thread is going no where
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Post by soulofthewoods on Jan 29, 2009 4:15:46 GMT -8
Thus my earlier comments.
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jan 29, 2009 10:23:35 GMT -8
I wouldn't be a bad person to ask a good swath of questions, but I seriously wasn't being serious about throwing my name in the hat. What should be done is a vote or a straight nomination by chalupa for who would be deemed worthy to further advice along. Like the Socrates quote I couldn't find- says something about the best prospects for positions of importance would not even nominate themselves. It's a quote about leadership I think but I couldn't track it down, thus I have failed the quest, but call for a non campaigning designation or anonymous vote to decide.
Hopefully it might once again become a lively thread haven.
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Post by dxlightning on Jan 29, 2009 12:30:13 GMT -8
My essay for consideration: www.insanityplanet.com/funnyarticles/art30.htmMy Resume: www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/#topic=Career%20planning&url=http%253A%252F%252Ffunny2.com%252Fresume.htmI'm putting down God as a reference, but he's kinda busy so you probably can't call... Andrew Jackson, he's dead so you probably can't call... George W. Bush, but you probably shouldn't call him. He'd think he's being attacked by Al Qaeda. Aaand my picture (Edited to reflect my true inner-self)  I do hope you consider me for this position. I've been looking for some kind of responsibility to qualify this gut feeling that I'm simply better than everyone. I believe that achieving the profession of [Insert Job Title Here] would really benefit me. I do care so much about [Insert Corporation Name Here], which is why I've added a personal touch to this application (I hope you've noticed). Thanks! [Insert Applicant's Name Here] |
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Post by LedZeppelin on Jan 29, 2009 13:48:04 GMT -8
[Insert Indignant Rejection Letter Here]
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jan 29, 2009 14:55:29 GMT -8
A genuine lol, and I don't actually ever type that. Well done.
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jan 29, 2009 14:58:32 GMT -8
By the way that essay is what I do before noon on a slow day. Other than the part about making knees weak, that needs to be added in.
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Post by soulofthewoods on Jan 30, 2009 4:27:14 GMT -8
So this is basically like American politics, everyone will talk quite a bit about how we want to reform and no one will do anything, and we'll simply keep talking about it until the interest fades and we don't have to do anything. Until it comes to election time that is.
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Post by Prone on Feb 10, 2009 12:24:10 GMT -8
I am prone to do anything, so I win! Y'all already saw my pic, but I am prone to lying on the resume. Then again, I am prone to plageurizing Bill Gate's resume too. Either way, I am prone to do the job.
Prownage!
AAACCCCKKK
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Feb 15, 2009 12:08:11 GMT -8
Dx,
I'm sorry to inform you that we cannot at this time accept you for [Insert Position Here]. We are currently understaffed and, according to your resume, you seem overqualified for this position.
Will all respect,
[Insert Name Here]
[Insert Elevated Position Here]
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