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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 19, 2006 20:16:07 GMT -8
So I watched the Oilers game. I wasn't too interested, as I had really stopped caring around four months ago, sometime around the second round of the playoffs, but I was still cheering for the oilers to win. Canada needs another Stanley Cup after 13 long years and Carolina doesn't give a shit that they just won it. When I saw Carolina get that empty net goal I was all like  . Totally. |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 19, 2006 20:19:44 GMT -8
People said it shouldn't couldn't be done, but I did it. Second page mother f**kers! And to celebrate and as a thank all gift you who have helped mere through the hard times and encouraged me... Here's a picture of Ross Perot!  |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 21, 2006 16:40:48 GMT -8
There once was a man named Nick Who could not write a limerick He said 'Yes, I know I write just so-so And the endings always come out wrong'    |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 21, 2006 16:46:54 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 22, 2006 16:43:49 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 22, 2006 16:45:05 GMT -8
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Post by rabidgecko on Jun 22, 2006 19:05:29 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 16:46:25 GMT -8
Just a helpful reminder from your friendly neighbourhood Gnome. The correct phrase is "I couldn't care less." "I could care less" is completely nonsensical.  |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 16:47:56 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 16:48:17 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 16:54:56 GMT -8
Let's kick this sumbitch into gear!  |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 17:00:40 GMT -8
"My girlfriend sucked 37 seven dicks!" "In a row?"  |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 17:04:15 GMT -8
Frankly, the feeling's f**kin fantastic. I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted. Like it's the night before we all get drafted. Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting. "Like you're on epcot center on acid?" Exactly.   |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 17:15:20 GMT -8
I'm not abusing imageshacks free hosting enough! I need more!   |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 23, 2006 17:24:50 GMT -8
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