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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 12:00:51 GMT -8
 Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Weekapaug! |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 13:03:26 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 13:07:05 GMT -8
 I circumnavigated the double post restrictions. I still think they're worthless, but it's possible I'll get banned for breaking the rules. If so *sniff* this is the last I'll ever be able to say on this board. Although, more likely, they'll just fix the loop hole so I won't be able to keep doing this. |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 17:00:20 GMT -8
Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??
::Chorus::
New Kids On The block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
{Verse 1}
Hip Hop Marmalade spic and span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
::Chorus::
New Kids On The block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
{Verse 2}
Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boy style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock 'n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
{Repeat Chorus}
Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
{Verse 3}
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus
{Bridge}
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so-so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so-so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
*sniff* It's so true. LFO are truly this generations greatest poets.
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 17:03:54 GMT -8
Here's a picture of Bootyliciousgal and I last weekend.  See if you can guess which is which. P.S. I'm totally abusing imageshacks hosting here. |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 17:05:09 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 18:49:15 GMT -8
Stephanie agrees!  |
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Post by raen7 on Jun 17, 2006 19:14:30 GMT -8
Question: Why?
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 17, 2006 22:16:06 GMT -8
Answer: 1. I'm sorry, you didn't phrase your question in the form of kick to the balls. 5. You failed to edit your post, breaking rules 3, four, and sixty 7. We are not pleased in the royal we. 2. You also failed to read the rules which clearly state on page 4, subsection 3, paragraph 5 that questions, question marks, and all question related activities are strictly forbidden from this thread and punishable by dionizing. You lose four points and are banned from this thread for two and one half negative days. 3. POODLE(S)!  4. Profit! |
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Post by greeny on Jun 17, 2006 22:22:05 GMT -8
Hahahaha i thought it to be really entertaining. thanks gnome  and response to raen: he IS defective after all   |
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Post by stellartrip on Jun 17, 2006 22:42:02 GMT -8
gnome what have you been smoking?
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Post by Chalupa! on Jun 18, 2006 7:34:14 GMT -8
I guess we can give gnome his OWN thread..... Yeah, I know about the loop hole and didn't much care since for the most part it keeps newbies from double posting.
Chalupa
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 18, 2006 15:03:14 GMT -8
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 18, 2006 17:25:02 GMT -8
Do you know what I hate? People who say "I guess you either love it or hate it". Because it's NEVER true. They'll love something and express their love for it, but then someone will come along and say "I really didn't like it". I guess as some sort of defense they label it as a "love it or hate it" kind of thing. Like the person's dislike could destroy it, but giving it that label somehow voids their opinion. "Oh, it's ok that you hated it with a passion. Since I said it's a love it or hate it, your opinion is now meaningless and I shall go find people who agree with me." What about all of us who are completely apathetic and have no opinion, good or bad, for most things? Just because we don't care enough to voice our opinion, does that mean out opinion means less? Does our existence destroy the fragile balance of the "Love it or hate it" crowd? When we interject "You know, I really can't say that product made much of an impression on me," will no one be allowed to love the product ever again? "Well, I did love it, but then I found out some other people didn't like it. What's worse is that some people didn't even care about it, so now I can't like it anymore." So yeah... "Love it or hate it" people... f**k those guys. Plus also:  |
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Post by defectivegnome on Jun 19, 2006 17:05:15 GMT -8
  ... What was I going to say?... |
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