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Post by greeny on Nov 8, 2005 20:02:32 GMT -8
Chalupa, it seems you've taken your bow way too many times. If you're gunna get low, drop dead, I'm sick of hearing your whack ass rhymes! It seems to me that you're your own biggest hype man You're rapping so bad, you hold your mic with both hands It's like you're trying to let everyone know you have something important to say, But face it. We all know how long you spend on these rhymes- all day!
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Post by Chalupa! on Nov 8, 2005 20:18:18 GMT -8
Well Greener says I hold the Mic with both hands, and it's true, People Thank me, It's the only way I can keep the Mic far away from you! Your rhymes sound like the song from the Oscar Meyer Weiner, But what more could we expect from a guy that calls himself Greener? When I rap, I do have something that's important to say, Listen up, cause here it comes, "Greenergarnia is gay!"
Chalupa
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Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Nov 9, 2005 11:17:21 GMT -8
Everyone here is too narcissistic maybe youre even sadistic? maybe you should be optimistic or are u just depressed cause you cover those warts on your lip with lipstick? some say maybe there is no more osama sorry, no more fun for you and your mama
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Nov 9, 2005 16:01:13 GMT -8
You and your obsession, must of come from your depression. You hittin' on my mama? Go suck a banana. You fuzzball.
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Post by greeny on Nov 10, 2005 15:38:23 GMT -8
Oh oh oh, a name diss coming from a big ol' chalupa. I can be your server, I can get you a scoopa Vanilla ice cream, you're not chocolate When I get into the back, into the tub I will spit. I don't think you'll eat any of it, though, it may be cold After all, your gums may be sensitive from those dentures you're wearing, someone's gettin old! Those Oscar Meyer weiner songs spoke for a generation. All you speak for is heroine and inebration! Why you gotta throw gay jokes around? When it comes to gays, I'm not the one wearing the crown. I'd rather not say who, they might get mad. I'm thinkin if I withold the info from you though, you might become sad. You know, miss an opportunity, no getting your jig on I feel sorry, you missing catching the "big one" If you can't keep the mic from me with one hand, you're hella weak Doesn't matter though, your future here sure looks bleak.
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Post by Chalupa! on Nov 12, 2005 14:49:49 GMT -8
Chalupa's in the house, and wif dat being said, You better back off now before you find yourself dead! You can be my server any moment anytime, You better keep your day job since we know you can't ryme! Don't hate bout what I called you, I called it like a saw it, Don't you think it's bout time, that you came out da closet? No i'm not weak in fact I stand up real tall, You can't reach the mic when I hold it by my balls. So here's a shout out to all that think Chalupa ain't the best, Remember if your not me, then you are nothing but the rest.
Chalupa
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Post by fuzzyrubberbear on Nov 12, 2005 18:25:54 GMT -8
what u think u can rhyme? ill show u the real stuff anytime ur right, i cant reach the mic when u hold it near ur balls theres nothin there, uh oh the mic startin to fall better not bend over ur fans are right behind you and you know what all them guys will do so i suggest u step down, cuz this is my town u gettin ready to suck it? or is that just a frown
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Post by Chalupa! on Feb 21, 2006 10:50:20 GMT -8
This thread has all but died, it's time to get it restarted Anyone who thinks they can beat me, they gotta be retarded So many of you read these battles but won't step up to fight I guess I hit so hard, you're like a deer that's caught in Headlights If you read this rhyme but don't respond it's cause you're full of fear- If that's the case I own you now, so go and get me a beer!
Chalupa
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Post by rollingnary on Feb 21, 2006 19:57:55 GMT -8
To begin with, Chalupa, I'll start on your demeanor, It's all twisted up, 'cause you jealous of my Beemer! It's true that you really can't handle this fact, 'Cause we all know this is something you've always lacked.
Now, I'll own something else of yours; How 'bout something dear, that you keep under the floors? I know, how about the sad style of you're rap? The way you're doin' it, it oughta be called CRAP! Just stop now, it'll save you the pain, You'll be experiencing when you're runnin' away from me, on a train. You really believe that you're rap makes sense? What screws it up is your sheer arrogance!
The funny thing is about this whole rap battle Is that I'm about to use it as a paddle. That's right, assume the position, 'Cause ya'll about to get SPANKED so hard, you WILL be pissin'!
(Lol, this is all a game, right?)
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Post by Chalupa! on Feb 21, 2006 21:09:32 GMT -8
(yes, it's just a game- I don't really kill people usually)
Look at all those fools that read by rap Only rollingnary dared to rap sonthin back Too bad his rap was weak, he don't know what he's startin, When I get finished wif his ass you'll see him on a milk carton I can't believe no one else can throw a rap at me, Just because they saw me shoot and own rollingnary? Don't be scurred step on up and show us what you got I'll bet you rap just like nary which aint sayin alot Now it's time for me to go I won without a doubt Just like Ryan Seacrest said [pause] - Chalupa Out
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Post by greeny on Feb 23, 2006 20:36:37 GMT -8
only rollingnary dared respond to your whackness? i gave you plenty of fun, you're still hurting from my rap kiss. more like a kiss of death, you're still in the corner your rhymes aren't even coherent, you're spitting like a foreigner you're so cocky, you still you're really that sick? stop trying so hard, it's like you think you're slick rick. really you're vanilla ice, let's kick it vip wait, you're even whacker than him. you aren't rapping very ripely! rather you're pretty rotten. not in the "badass" way either. just go home, sit down, and cry (listening to weezer) (and chalupa i must say that honestly the rap battles i had with you were some of my most fun times on this board )
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Post by Chalupa! on Feb 23, 2006 22:50:21 GMT -8
Another member of the forums, steps up to the mic But while I drive around in my car, Greener rides his bike Nary stepped away, trying to recover Better yet he was called away to dinner by his mother Chalupa is in the house, throwing rhymes your way Anyone who gets in my way their casket they will lay
(Greener- Yeah, I love the raps too)
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Post by rollingnary on Feb 24, 2006 10:52:47 GMT -8
My, oh my, Chalupa, you don't know when to quit! For this board, your rapping skills are certainly not fit! You make one line rebuilding your rap While you spend the rest sayin' that we're sap; Let me tell you, I did get called by my mother. I was eatin' dinner, and a few things other. What's sad about that whole attack you made Is that I was eatin' lobster, while you had lemonade! It's clear that your attempted rap is really crappy luck Because when we attack you, you seem to not give a ... darn ... (lol) You just acknowledge the truth and rable on about other stuff But we can take it - our raps are certainly buff. I implore you to quit while you're not far behind, 'Cause we're about to rap you out of your mind. But I say, "we're" in some dishonesty; Greener is good, but he ain't as good as me. It truly is only I to shut you up, So why don't you drink that ownage that I poured you in that cup? You think that last line of your sad poetry was threatening? My next one will be so crazy, it'll be defeaning! Caskets? C'mon, I can hardly contain my boredom. With me, I'll send you straight to the creamitorium!
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Feb 26, 2006 19:06:50 GMT -8
Now wait just a second You forgot 'bout me you forgot that I am the pimpest from sea to shinin sea Now Mr.Taco or burrito or whateva Go get your mexican food some flava Now Fuzzy whats up wid this dissin caucasians After all we got da best occasians Such as Christmas Hannukah and Happy new year Don't forget Thanksgiving and the Super Bowl where we all drink some beer Now you rabid gecko its time to be tamed And cuz o dat I will be famed And as for that Sifu wtf is that? is that a name? or a badass hat? Now let it be heard that I was the one that took that mic and killed the absurd - ness So go get some chicken or maybe that taco and some finger-licken- Oh wait, that ass is mine go away shampoo, I'll give ya a dime Now as for the one who took that mic Lets hear everyone say: Obvious is the PIMP *throws mic on stage* *thunderous clapter* (Ending kinda weird...)
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Post by grayfox7 on Feb 26, 2006 19:27:31 GMT -8
Damn, Obvious, you're totally oblivious. Fuzzy hasn't been here since November. Not to mention that your rhymes that are f*cking hideous, So without adieu, I'll return them to sender. Now take a good long look at your list of occasions: Most are widely celebrated, even by non-Caucasians. Rabid Gecko will never be tamed Just like you'll never achieve your fame And Sifu is one cool motherf*cking name. After that, your rhymes just deteriorate And it's you who I am now gonna berate. Clapter? For you? It's just your imagination 'Cause it's my arrival that they're anticipatin'. I hadn't even arrived yet and they were freaking out. Here comes Fox, he always wins his bouts. So here I am and there you are. My advice is to give up, you'll never get very far. At this point I could throw in some shit About what a pimp I am, man of the clit. But it seems rather worthless so I won't go on. Just take my word for it; and please don't fawn.
©2006 GrayFox!
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