Cryme Tyme
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Money Money, Yeah Yeah[ss:Whot's]
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Post by Cryme Tyme on Jan 6, 2008 23:30:02 GMT -8
Thats a weird wish but okay. The prices go down but everyone else takes advantage of the low prices and when you wanna go buy what you want, there isn't anymore in the world.
I wish the last 360 something days left in the year are gonna be way better than the first couple days.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Jan 9, 2008 12:45:11 GMT -8
Everyday you find a penny on the ground since the other days you didn't find any. That's better right?
I wish I could break my bad habits easily.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Jan 9, 2008 22:51:31 GMT -8
You break habits easily but then you accidentally break the habit of eating and you starve to death.
I wish I could read women's minds. (Grant this to me for the love of God/Allah/Magical Tree Spirits.)
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PhoenixFlare500
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I like chocolate[ss:LostPeon's Gray][ss:LostPeon's Gray]
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Post by PhoenixFlare500 on Jan 9, 2008 23:24:15 GMT -8
You find out the rumors were true: They really do all hate you.
I wish I had my own laptop, a sweet one. That could play any game on highest settings, even Crysis.
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Jan 13, 2008 1:40:25 GMT -8
You get the laptop from a retailer and ten seconds after you walk out of the store a pimp comes up and shoots you in the hand and steals the computer.
I wish I had the courage to do things.
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Post by Clucky!!!!!sdf on Jan 13, 2008 16:22:38 GMT -8
you also gain the courage to finally ask out a hot girl, only to find out she is a transvestite.
I wish I didn't have such asian parents
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Jan 15, 2008 16:11:55 GMT -8
Your parents hear your wish and commit suicide.
I wish Money grew on trees.
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Post by Chalupa! on Jan 15, 2008 21:42:01 GMT -8
They do but they're eel-money trees and they shock you to death when you try to pick the money.
I wish Doom would finally get a girlfriend.
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Post by LostPeon™ on Jan 15, 2008 23:35:07 GMT -8
They do but they're eel-money trees and they shock you to death when you try to pick the money. I wish Doom would finally get a girlfriend. He did... until he found out his sister doesn't count. I wish I had a massage chair.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Jan 16, 2008 0:21:52 GMT -8
You get one but "king" Obv rigged it so when you turn it on, it crushes your bones.
I wish 2008 was as great as I thought it would be and not pure crap.
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ferrousmoon
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jan 20, 2008 16:14:02 GMT -8
You get sold into indentured servitude for one year, working 18 hours a day at a manure plant. The other 6 hours a day you are allowed to recline at those spinning waste treatment centers, while only being fed McDonalds.
I wish for world poverty, haha! ruin that!
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Jan 20, 2008 21:20:29 GMT -8
Whats wrong with McDonalds?
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Jan 29, 2008 23:01:50 GMT -8
Everyone in the world becomes poor and you die as well. Then once you die people realize how dumb they were and money becomes something of the past and people trade with Oblivions named after their fearless ruler.
I wish that My classes were easier but still gave the same great appeal on college forms.
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Cryme Tyme
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Money Money, Yeah Yeah[ss:Whot's]
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Post by Cryme Tyme on May 18, 2008 2:02:11 GMT -8
You become the smartest kid in your school and you end up taking some super advanced class at your school through the internet like trigonometry or physics. And you get accepted to a great school like Duke but then when you get there, your classes become regular again and you drop out and become a bum on the side of the road and go to the park everyday to dream about what coulda been.
I wish I could go back in time and prevent all my lazy habits.
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ferrousmoon
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jun 4, 2008 9:26:41 GMT -8
Once back in time you meet your old self, yous quickly talks yourselfs into Mo' Money Money, Yeah Yeah. You see the advantages of having two personas and devise ways to get away with crimes that only one with a doppleganger could do. Only one with an unbeknownts twin. Instead of solving your lazy habits it compounds the problem, and you become doubly lazy criminals, who have to figure out how to share food.
I could use a proper vacation to some mythical place, like Xanadu, Shangri-La or RBOB's Harem.
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