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Post by Prone on Nov 27, 2006 19:40:53 GMT -8
This made him even the more weary of his live in guantanamo bay. One day, he tripped on his own foot, hit a bush, and pricked his foot. How you say? Well, it just so happened that he......
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Post by technohawk on Dec 9, 2006 23:46:29 GMT -8
was written out of the story because his tale lost the narrative focus and stalled the story for weeks.
So instead some person took a cute little kitten, and punted it through the uprights at the football stadium.
This of course both shocked, delighted and horrified people at the stadium, all at the same time.
The person who did the punting was none other than............
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Post by Prone on Dec 10, 2006 13:59:53 GMT -8
Chuck norris, the all-time footballer-karatemaster-ultimate frisbee-er-dancemachine. He kicked it so high that it defied the law of gravity on the relativity of weight, and it made a huge crater right in the center of the football field. He was so marvelled that he.......
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Post by dpgunit on Dec 10, 2006 22:14:21 GMT -8
exploded on the spot, only to be replaced by rbob.
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Post by ga on Dec 20, 2006 14:34:38 GMT -8
who was immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris can never die. and he was quite annoyed with RBOB for trying. so, throwing RBOB in the crowd, he heard screams of..
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Post by technohawk on Dec 20, 2006 16:02:36 GMT -8
This just hasn't been the same since Peon Locked the original instead of just deleting the off topic posts and continuing the game onto the 200th page.
Anyways to the story.
..screams of the kitten that had survived the punting but died when Rbob squashed it's cute little spine. Luckily Rbob was feeling benevolent and healed the kitten back to life.
He did this by channeling the power of......
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Post by ga on Dec 20, 2006 16:16:52 GMT -8
The Captain. but little did RBOB know strachan was on his way.. (cue to Tyrant)
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Post by tyrantisius on Dec 20, 2006 16:20:10 GMT -8
TO STAB THE LITTLE KITTEN IN THE FACE. REPEATEDLY. THEN STRAPPED THE LITTLE RODENT TO HIS CAT-A-PULT AND FIRED AWAY.
Meanwhile, back in paris....
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Post by dpgunit on Dec 24, 2006 19:06:59 GMT -8
rick salomon was having fun. meanwhile, in jamaica..
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Post by tyrantisius on Dec 24, 2006 19:13:32 GMT -8
russell peters was complaining about not having enough "tropical fruit".
up in heaven, mitch hedberg was enjoying rice, because they're a great food when you want to eat a thousand of something. jesus laughed at him, and said...
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Post by dpgunit on Dec 24, 2006 19:31:32 GMT -8
"silly punani, rice is for kids!" and began to carve an ice statue of none other than oprah. as oprah arrived, fresh from a heart attack, she saw the statue and remarked "...
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Post by howardh on Dec 24, 2006 20:31:50 GMT -8
"I'M NOT FAT"
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Post by technohawk on Jan 11, 2007 17:01:54 GMT -8
And then 20 monkey's came out of nowhere and...
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Post by Prone on Jan 11, 2007 19:12:17 GMT -8
...just spontaneously went into donald trump's ass, who appeared out of nowhere!
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Post by ga on Jan 11, 2007 21:29:28 GMT -8
which is why he denounced rosie o'donnell, because the monkeys had removed the stick from his ass. after his tirade, the trump went on the the apprentice: LA and made this remark:
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