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Post by jonathonkiler on Oct 7, 2004 20:50:26 GMT -8
the penguins she had seen earlier in the snow. She looked everywhere but couldn't find them but she never checked........
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Post by LostPeon™ on Oct 7, 2004 22:59:49 GMT -8
right in front of herself, it seemed so obvious that she didn't even look there.
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Post by rabidgecko on Oct 8, 2004 10:33:18 GMT -8
Donna asked the penguins to help her find a job. The penguins reluctantly agreed once Donna fed them a . . .
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Post by LostPeon™ on Oct 8, 2004 13:50:36 GMT -8
GECKO!!!
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Post by rabidgecko on Oct 8, 2004 15:33:39 GMT -8
and then the penguins quickly barfed up the gecko before they ate it. The penguins resolved to kill the person who fed them the sh1tty gecko.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Oct 10, 2004 10:11:26 GMT -8
But the gecko-feeding-fiend had vanished and the penguins were still searching for him/her and now Donna was all alone with no penguins, so she started to.....
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Post by trashbag on Oct 10, 2004 22:45:48 GMT -8
panic!" I have no purpose in life but to find the evil gecko poacher, and with no signs of locating him, I guess its back to op triviahost! ", cried Donna.
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Post by grayfox7 on Oct 10, 2004 22:50:41 GMT -8
So Donna went to the local gift shop and bought A GUN.
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Post by jonathonkiler on Oct 11, 2004 8:05:37 GMT -8
But not any gun, she bought the gecko-poacher-blaster-combuster 4002. She promptly went to go and.....
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Post by grayfox7 on Oct 11, 2004 10:13:40 GMT -8
visit Olive Garden. She loved the pleasant variety and taste they had, whether they were serving her a fresh pizza or fried cheese or steak or...
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Post by Jorge on Oct 11, 2004 10:15:46 GMT -8
and they jumped to the east and got in their BMW and drove off , only to see...
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Post by rabidgecko on Oct 11, 2004 12:01:52 GMT -8
a squished gecko that had run across the road at precisley the wrong minute of its whole life. seeing the poor little lizard's guts and entrails spewed out in a tny circle of blood and disgust, Donna immediately forced herself to join a Pro-Gecko club. soon afterwards she. . .
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Post by grayfox7 on Oct 11, 2004 19:33:11 GMT -8
...decided "to hell with it" and killed a gecko with her gun during target practice in the southwest regions of Arizona.
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Post by rabidgecko on Oct 12, 2004 17:18:58 GMT -8
Donna, driven to insanity from her guilty conscience about murdering the defenseless gecko, proceeded to buy 100 trash bags and shreded them until they were beyond recognition. She then turned her now evil gaze upon the foxes. . .
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Post by jonathonkiler on Oct 13, 2004 18:14:46 GMT -8
esp the gray ones.
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