MissXscene
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Post by MissXscene on Jan 18, 2009 0:42:35 GMT -8
mean anything to him. so then duck played "Lets get some shoes" on a big screen tv. stapled his eyes opend and paid someone to strap him to a chair and put the video on repeat.. then Savz found him in her deceased husbands bedroom and untied him but then duck.....
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Post by Clucky!!!!!sdf on Jan 18, 2009 21:50:59 GMT -8
said "what the hell" and decided to exempt himself from having to partake in this game of "and so it begins....". then whot...
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jan 29, 2009 10:30:21 GMT -8
decided to have some roast duck... (hehe, clucky) for dinner, yet the crafty fowl had a 12-monkeys-like plan in place in case of a peking duck ending: rigged himself with a supervirus anthrax laced salmonella airborne ebola virus that was to take out all humankind, but that first bite..
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Feb 2, 2009 19:17:06 GMT -8
Revived Obv who proceeded to GOBBLE up the world. The End.
Or so people believed... It was after this tragic event that Obv's stomach became a new galaxy in of itself, leaving everyone inside alive. They concluded that the only way to get out was not by ripping the flesh (as Obv was teaching the world a lesson) but to travel up through the throat, as to escape in the form of vomit, or to "head south". After much debate, the world decided to..
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Post by dxlightning on Feb 2, 2009 19:43:05 GMT -8
Head south, but take the urethral route in order to show Obv that he couldn't push the universe around. Obv first realized that he had a Galaxy-Sized kidney stone when...
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MissXscene
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Post by MissXscene on Apr 21, 2009 6:57:01 GMT -8
He realised he was alone but needed a doctor. Realising he was effed he slowly layed their only to die....again. Knowing he only had a short while to live he made a list of three things he wanted to do before he died. These three things were......
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Post by ferrousmoon on Apr 21, 2009 22:38:58 GMT -8
finally win something in the realm of fantasy sports, obtain the nickname "the Grizzly Man" and for a freaking morphine shot to ease the pain of passing a world sized kidney stone. FOwen handily dishes out some industrial sized pain killer saying, "Here you go, Grizzly Man." Two out of three ain't bad. At least the painkillers allowed him to...
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Post by musashi23 on Apr 25, 2009 19:51:18 GMT -8
Pass the kidney stone. However, this was like having a baby and his southern route was disgustingly deformed, in which he was deeply ashamed and hid himself from the rest of the world until he could get cosmetic surgery. Until then, he hid at...
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Jun 21, 2009 21:33:56 GMT -8
The Fountain of Regeneration where he was restored to full health. Upon hearing Obv was alive and kicking Whot sent out a decree ordering...
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Post by musashi23 on Jun 22, 2009 15:10:02 GMT -8
that Obv never be shrank to the size of a pea so that he could never swallow the world again. however, with his new size, obv used the advantage to...
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MissXscene
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Post by MissXscene on Jun 27, 2009 14:37:59 GMT -8
(Ill pretend the first never wasnt in you post) ..look up various womens skirts, but with this he found that most of them were actually men, causing him to stab himself in the eyes,never to see again. Savz saw him in his moment of pain and decided to...
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Post by musashi23 on Jun 27, 2009 16:42:29 GMT -8
(thanks, didn't realize i did that savz.) use her magical healing powers to heal his eyes, but only barely. he was legally blind because she could only go so far. with his returned vision, he vowed to never do that again, but being legally blind, he had to get the biggest freaken glasses ever, which he couldn't wear. he was in a problem situation. he decided to...
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Post by ferrousmoon on Jul 3, 2009 3:52:12 GMT -8
Wear the metallic bracing head gear that neck injury patients use to help support his gawdy Elton John oversized coke bottle glasses. Due to the clarity of his mind, in certain shades of daylight and near mirrors his skull was discovered to act as a space observatory. Within a short period of time his melon was infested with smallish astronomers, hoping to study the stars whilst enjoying flamboyant Elton John like music. Even though there was plenty of room in Obv's head, the new residents...
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MissXscene
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Post by MissXscene on Jul 3, 2009 9:02:48 GMT -8
decided to build extensions to obvs head, not only that people were wanting housing to so they didnt have to leave, forcing Obv to be a science experiment. Obv didnt really have a say in this but he,
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Post by musashi23 on Jul 5, 2009 11:26:33 GMT -8
decided to kill himself. he didn't think it was worth living if he had giant bottle glasses, was a science experiment, and was the size of a pea. Savz mourned over his dead, but nothing could bring him back, unless one person...
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