dxlightning
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Post by dxlightning on Oct 10, 2008 0:12:15 GMT -8
1.) You have a dream where you're about to sleep with a very hot woman, but you suddenly die because a sniper's been camping your bedroom window.
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musashi23
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Post by musashi23 on Oct 10, 2008 7:24:45 GMT -8
2) You have a dream where you are a police officer and you are about to raid a warehouse, but suddenly one of your allies shout NINJA and all of a sudden everyone gets slaughtered by a sword.
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Post by zonblood369 on Oct 10, 2008 8:27:34 GMT -8
3) You've played shooters for so long that you have a crosshair burned into your vision.
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Post by musashi23 on Oct 10, 2008 11:48:30 GMT -8
4) When you look at a car, all you can think of is kill that pedestrian and take his car for a ride.
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Post by Hawaiian Born on Oct 10, 2008 13:28:20 GMT -8
5) When you go to mlgpro.com and check it regularly
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Post by musashi23 on Oct 10, 2008 14:38:08 GMT -8
6) When you play WoW for 23 hours a day and spend the extra hour loading up music to your computer so you have something to listen to while you are flying from place to place.
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MissXscene
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Post by MissXscene on Oct 11, 2008 6:43:27 GMT -8
w o w.. thats bad..
7) you know how to T-bag every guy you kill
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Post by LedZeppelin on Oct 11, 2008 10:30:17 GMT -8
8) You inject steroids into your arm while saying "tsss. Ahhh... that's the stuff"
9) You try to 'consume' your food for energy points
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Post by MissXscene on Oct 11, 2008 15:22:24 GMT -8
HA HA HA i forgot about 8#
9) the only way you can have a conversation with another human being is if your talking about video games. 10) you and your team "team kill" the idiot on your team till he leaves
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Post by musashi23 on Oct 12, 2008 16:15:16 GMT -8
11) You walk outside during the night to take a walk, and you hear "Nnnnnghh," so you turn around and see a zombie before he tears your head off your body and eats you. 12) When you walk outside, you aim a gun at the nearest tree because you expect a deer to pop out.
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Post by gobbleykins on Oct 14, 2008 15:39:17 GMT -8
13) When someone doesn't have enough money on their credit card, you tell them "Must mine more minerals!" in a protossy voice.
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Post by LedZeppelin on Oct 15, 2008 8:51:03 GMT -8
15) Your internet service isn't America On-line, its "Goliath On-line"
and it is 15, sav did 9 twice
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Post by musashi23 on Oct 15, 2008 17:58:02 GMT -8
Nice catch Zep. And nice joke!
16) You start glowing and suddenly you have to blurt out "POWER OVERWHELMING!"
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Post by ♪Mr.Obv♫ on Oct 15, 2008 21:23:05 GMT -8
17. You might be a gamer if you are / are friends with / hang out with / play with "Prepared" the man who plays 36 different World of Warcraft accounts on 11 different computers, simultaneously.
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MissXscene
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Post by MissXscene on Oct 16, 2008 1:58:41 GMT -8
i dont think anyone can beat that.
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