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Post by Deanguisher on Feb 21, 2006 16:08:12 GMT -8
Post any Yo mama jokes that u know and no boring ones.
Yo mama so fat she had 2 get baptised at seaworld.
yo mama so fat she dont take pictures she takes posters
yo mama soo fat she had a big H on the back of her shirt and a helicopter tried to land on it.
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Post by Chalupa! on Feb 21, 2006 17:12:29 GMT -8
Yo mama so fat her high school year book picture was an aerial photo Yo mama so dumb, it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so fat, she fell on 1st street, and landed on 5th street Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach, little kids run around yelling "Free Willy!" Yo mama so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the school bus
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Post by ♦Whot♦ on Feb 21, 2006 17:38:37 GMT -8
Yo mama to fat when she wawlked by the tv, I missed a 30 minute show
Yo mama so ugly your family pictures hang themselves
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
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Post by Deanguisher on Feb 21, 2006 19:09:50 GMT -8
Yo mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama is so old she farts dust
yo mama is like a hockey play she waits 3 periods to change her pads.
yo mama is so small she uses a dorito 4 a hanglighter
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Post by dxlightning on Mar 12, 2006 13:19:58 GMT -8
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks all you can eat includes the table and the waiter.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Chuck Norris can't make her beautiful.
Yo mama's so ugly, the only job she could get was as Rosie O'donnel's douche.
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Post by grayfox7 on May 7, 2006 18:41:50 GMT -8
Yo momma so ugly that once she saw a strand of dental floss and it melted!
(Wha?)
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Post by Deanguisher on May 10, 2006 20:15:36 GMT -8
yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
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Post by greeny on May 17, 2006 22:23:09 GMT -8
yo mama so fat her thong is a 12 inch thick rope!
WARNING!: please no copying from the MTV show "Yo Mama" that's just lame.
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Post by Compbasher on May 17, 2006 22:34:20 GMT -8
WARNING!: please no copying from the MTV show "Yo Mama" that's just lame. The show itself is lamer than this entire thread (no offense to the thread but the show is just so freakin tacky and horrid)
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Post by greeny on May 21, 2006 21:55:17 GMT -8
as an addition to comp's post, i also dislike the fact that Fez is attempting to gain street cred.
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Post by jonathonkiler on May 23, 2006 10:48:52 GMT -8
Yo Momma, is SO NASTY, she has more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Momma's SO FAT, when she wears high-heels, she strikes oil.
Yo Momma's SO FAT, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Momma's SO UGLY, that when she was born, they had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Momma's SO UGLY, when she looks into a mirror, her reflection ducks.
Yo momma's SO FAT, that she had to use the Space Needle for a toothpick!
Yo Momma's SO FAT, she has to put a bookmark in her rolls just to find her belly button.
AND THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!
Yo Momma's SO NASTY, I called her for phone sex, and the skank gave me an ear infection.
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Post by Deanguisher on May 25, 2006 16:58:05 GMT -8
Heres a good one
Your mom is so easily turned on that when she was born, the doctor slapped her in the ass and she gave him her phone number
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Post by Deanguisher on Jun 8, 2006 16:58:31 GMT -8
yo mama is like a squirrl she always has nuts in her mouth.
yo mama is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw.
yo mama is like a television even a 3 year old can turn her on.
yo mama is like a whale, ooooo there she blows.
yo mama is like a candy machine, put money in and you get whatever you want.
yo mama is like a vacumn cleaner she sucks, she blows, she gets laid in the closet and come out to do my dirty work.
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Post by thejuggernaut on Jul 29, 2006 20:21:06 GMT -8
Yo mama is so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
and my personal favorite..
Yo mama is so fat, she fills up the tub........
and then turns the water on.
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Post by rbobatar on Jul 30, 2006 10:37:35 GMT -8
YO MOMMY IS SO STUPID SHE STILL BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS
RBOB CAME UP WITH THAT RIGHT NOW AS EVIDENCE OF RBOBS SHEER BRILLIANCE
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